Star Gallery

DISCLAIMER : THIS SERIAL IS COMPLETELY A FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A PERSON, LIVING OR DEAD is PURELY CO-INCIDENTAL !

World is full of celebrities. It is the common men/women, who made another common man/woman as a celebrity in a society. Still, the celebrities are not easily reachable by the same common man. The common man sees the Celebrity House as something special, as a Star Gallery. It looks beautiful for him and at the same time he assumes its not reachable to him (in the sense, he cant easily get to speak to them). He envies people who are their friends.
But is it really so beautiful? How do the celebrities see the common man after they are celebrities? What happens when a common man who is always behind fame, gets in touch with such a star gallery?

A enjoyable thrilling story with a lot of “Take-aways” for the readers follows…..

More episodes coming soon !

Episode 13: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/episode-13/

Episode 12: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/episode-12/

Episode11: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/episode-11/
Episode10: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/episode-10/
Episode 9 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/26/episode-9/
Episode 8 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/24/episode-8/
Episode 7 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/23/episode-7/
Episode 6 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/23/episode-6/
Episode 5 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/episode-5/
Episode 4 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/09/episode-4/
Episode 3 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/08/episode-3/
Episode 2 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/05/episode-2/
Episode 1 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/episode-1/

Episode 13

Friends, Thanks for the wait, I was busy for around a month now, that i could not write this episode! Think that, it was the interval, for the movie you were watching in your mind, reading my dialogues in the play!

So, WELCOME BACK after the INTERMISSION!!!!!! Time for some more action… Let 13th episode , the post-interval episode, start off with a small progress … not so prominent!

Ravi, at his home… thinking about what and how to do the promised job, all alone.. Enters Kiran..
Kiran: Lo Ravi.. Yeno obbne full deep thoughtalli fix aagirohaagidya
Ravi : Hmm.. maaDbekalla maga.. Rakshu case solveu
Kiran: adhentha caseoo… avaL jothe maja maaDidavanige buddhi kalisoda??
Ravi : maga.. full josh-alli Rakshu mundhe dialogue biTbiTTe.. eega illi meter off aagide…! Silent-aagi nan kayylaagalla anta kayyetthidre, maryaade aadru uLidirodu.. ivaaga, yeneno kisitheeni anta underlined dialogues biTTu, whistles hoDiskonDu, eega maaDakkaagde hodre, hero inda COMEDIAN level-ge onde HOPalli iLibeekaagatthaalloooo maga!!!
Kiran : Dont worry maga… nin kayyalli yenaaguttho adanna maaDu, mundhe yenaaguttho noDoNa
Ravi : Andre,,, Neeenu kayyi joDsalva?!
Kiran : ofcourse maga.. ! Eega nin plan heLu keLoNa….
Ravi : Plan-gintha munche, hegaadru maaDi aa Rakshu Video-na ondu saarthi noDbeku! Avaagle correct plan haakakke aagodu!
Kiran : (full jollu)… ofcourse… aa video kathe keLdaaglinda raathri yella niddene barthilla.. aa video-li aa Rakshu beauty-na noDkonDu haaga mayymaribeku anta yochane maaDthidde.. But neenu sakkathaagi ugitheeya anta sumnidde. Eega neene heege heLthirovaaga, waaw noDoNa noDoNa.. ! but hege???
Ravi: THUUUUUUU nan magne.. Naanu adanna noDbeku andiddu jollu surisakkalla… This is a part of the plan !! Iam just hoping for something in that video.. If its true as I thought, we will be lucky!
Kiran : Ya Ya.. we will be very very lucky if she its full hardcore action with Harisha in nude! waaaah….. ssss!!!
Ravi: Lo Maga.. How dare you still talk to me like this.. Ninge bhayankara odhe beeLatthe.. But ivaaga naanu busy.. and hence, you are saved!
Kiran : Sorry Sorry…maga! Yeno.  sikkapaTTe aase paTbiTTideeni.. Neenu yaavdokkoo video noDbeku andyalla, aa video copyna nange please ondu Raathri-ge koTbiDu.. ninge puNya baratthe.. Promise yaargu thorsalla!!!
Ravi : Shivaneee..! Grrr.. Lemme think now!
Kiran : ok ok ok !
After few minutes….
Ravi : Maga.. hegaadru maaDi ee Harisha-na meet maaDbeku as strangers… and Today, Iam sure he will be in that producer’s meet party function! Aa party-ge naanu entry aadre saaku, mikkiddella naanu noDkotheeni!
Kiran : oh is it? Haagidre, Neenu entry aagakke invitation-na naanu arrange maaDtheeni!!

Evening is here.. Ravi locates Harisha in the small crowd.
He whispers something in Kiran’s ears!
Kiran approaches towards Drunk Harisha and starts hitting him, slapping him.. one after the other…
Harisha: Ayyyyyoooooo.. yappa… oooo… ouchhhh.. yaarayyaa neenu ?? ooo .. ouch.. ayyyyoooo
Ravi stops kiran..
Kiran: Yeey! Yaavono neenu… biDo.. nanna ivana madhya barbeDa odhegaL thintheeya magane…
Ravi (as if he doesnt know kiran, as if they dont know each other at all.. ): Harishaaa sikkapatte oLLeyavaru.. avara mele kayyi maaDtheeya? He is a true artist… !
Harisha : (fully frightened) Haan.. houdappa.. naanu bejaan oLLeyavanu.. biTbiDappa nanna.. yappa.. noythaa ide bejaanu!
Ravi : (to kiran) (as if he is also drunk) : BiDtheeyo illa chacchlooo…
Ravi hits Kiran left and right and Kiran runs away from there, as if he got frightened about Ravi’s beating skills!!
Harisha: (fully drunken style) : Thanks kaNamma..Nan life-na save maaDi, nan jeevanakke TWIST koTbiTideeyallaaama neenu!! wah!  nin hesrenu??
Ravi (as if he is also drunk, he also in a fully drunken style ): Oh.. ivella yaake biDi saar.. Nange nim make-up work andre thumba ishTa.. yen sakkathaagi kaaNo hange maaDtheera sir heroinesna…! noDadre haage yenaadru maaDbeku annsatthe nanganthu!!
Harisha : Ya Ya… eechege Rakshu’s private makeup man naane! Actually.. avaLa undergarments-inda hiDidu upper make-up varegu naane yella decide maaDodu avaLge..
Ravi : (drunken style again) : hee hee .. haa haa.. super sir.. ivella maaDtheera sir aa Rakshu-ge..
Harisha: (drunken)Hoon kaNappa.. by the way, thanks so much again.. avanyaaro mental nange hoDithiddaaga, you saved me!
Ravi (drunken):  that is okie biDi saar… Thumba bejaarallidde ivatthu, adakke full tight-aagbiTTideeni hahaha! anthadralli nimge hoDeyodanna noDdaaga thaDiyakke aaglilla… chaccbiTTe!
Harisha: Bejaaru yaake mari?? Yen thondre..
Ravi : (FULL REEL start!) saaaar.. naanondu SEX picturege hogidde.. naanu 2 hours theatre-alli koothu koothu saakaaythu, adara heroineu baTTene bicchlilla saar.. haagene bed mele kashTa paDodanna directoru ardha ganTe thorsidaane.. adanna noDkonDu bejaargoythu. Nan lucku, timeu.. yenunu sari illa saar…:( yaavdaadru Wild sex noDbeku anta aase aadaagella hingaagatthe!
Harisha (full drunk) : yeey.. noDo, nan hathra bejaanu sex picture videos ive.. actually naane act maaDirodu real life-alli! Ha Ha! ninge avella thorastheeni aaytha ? Bejaaru maaDkobeDa maga.. neenu nan close friend iddahaage…! Nange Neenu best friend thara.. So ninge nandellla videos thorastheeni.. Maja Maaduvanthee!
Ravi : Neeve act maaDadra?? ! Oh oh ohoo. sari… Yaavdaadru heroine sex picture idiya sir?
Harisha: Superstar heroines, Priya, Rammi, Rajani etc etc yellaanu idiyappa.. Nan phone-alle ide aa videos, let me show you..
Ravi : oh oh ! doDDa listu… But nan fav Rakshu ilve ilwalla.. AvaLdu ilwa ?
Harisha: Oh ya ya. ide ide.. Let me show you how i usually spend time with Rakshu on bed..

Ravi : Hoon sir.. adaadru thoorsi sir swalpa.. NoDi maja thagotheeni.. aa theatre-navaranthu mosa maaDbiTru yeneno posters aache anTisbiTTu.. oLage aa scenes yella irle illa .. Nange nimma phone video-ne gathi! thorsi.. adrallu Rakshu-du andre, already FULL RAISE aagideeni!

How was Ravi’s tactic to get things out from Harishaa, without him getting to know any clue? Will Ravi watch Rakshu’s sex tape? But for what? Will he be able to acheive what he wants??? Next episode is coming!

Episode 12

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ALL OF THIS CAN BE SHOWN in a FLASHBACK MODE.. I have made the screenplay such that Rakshu explains it off shortly, Because, in writing it would bore people to read it happen live. It would look dragging. Wait for a long climax coming ahead!
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Rakshu :  yes let me continue. ondu Film Hit aagthiddhange, nan lifestyle change aaythu. I was invited to all parties that happened in the city. Yellaar jothe beribahudu anno aase inda naanu hogthidde. That is when i realised that I was being treated as a celebrity. I used to enjoy it very much. I tried to be friends with everyone and I was down to earth. But idarinda, nange bere yella thara abhyaasagaLu beLithu..

Kiran : Yen abhyaasa?
Rakshu : Just haage..Social Drinking..
Kiran : Oh.. ! hee hee… aamele Smokingu?
Rakshu : No.. I dont smoke..
Kiran : Adu innondu keTTa abhyaasa !!

Ravi : Lo.. avaLu heLiddu I wont smoke anta..! I smoke, anta alla!
Kiran: adeee maga.. naanu heLthirodu.. Smoke maaDde irodu keTTa abhyaasa.. Adrallu DRINK maaDoru, smoke maaDde irodu shuddha keTTa abhyaasa anta… !
Ravi : oof nin thale.. neenu continue maaDu Rakshu..

Rakshu : I had stopped doing my VJ work also as I became a heroine. Nange yaava kelasanu iralilla maaDakke. Next cinema offers kooDa yaavdu sariyaagirlilla.
Ravi : Offers barlilwa :O ? Even after your Abhimanyu was superhit?
Rakshu : Bantu.. But financial level maathige bandida takshaNa, producer used to explain “ondu swalpa nam financierna FREE iddaagella neevu gamaniskonDre chenda.. neevu keLdashTu money-ne offer maaDtheevi”…

Ravi : Oh.. Avanenu Produceraa Brokeraa…!?
Kiran: Naanenaadru Producer aagidre.. Nan jothene adjust maaDko anthidde.. Avanu nanginta oLLeyavanu! Financier jothe adjust aadre saaku antaanalla!

Rakshu : Avanu oLLeyavanalla.. Actually idara bagge I was warned by my Abhimanyu movie Director.. Eethara heLodrallu innu bere arthagaLive anta.
Ravi : Yen artha ide..? Directaage idiyalla statement ee saarthi.. “financier jothe adjust maaDko” annodu!
Rakshu : Financier jothe adjustment andre, Avana friendsu, haage Produceru yellrannu adjust antaane artha.. sumne heLokke avara hesru.. aamele maaDodu yellrunuve!

Kiran: Oh Artha aaythu maga… idu hegandre, Oorige bandoLu, neerige barde irthaaLa anno haage.. Financier jothe adjust maaDkonDoLu Producer jothe maaDkoLde irthaaLa anta..  Avanu thale iTTidaane..
Ravi : Adikke alweno producer aagirodu haha. Rakshu, by the way avarella big banner produersaa?
Rakshu : No.. yellaru onthara hosabrene. Big Banner productionsalli kelsa maaDbeku antha naanu kaaykonDu koothaaga, adu innu kashTa anta gotthaaythu.

Ravi : Yen kashTa ?
Rakshu : First of all, avarige nanna stylish and super photos beku. Aa portfolio maaDsakke obbanna hiDibeku. Avanu adjust aadre free-aagi maaDtheeni anno categoryne. Aamele aa photosna BIG BANNERSge thalapisbeku andre, Agents irthaare.. Aa Agentsu, heLida haage keLalilla andre thipparalaaga hoDedru aa photosna big banner producers kayyige talapisalla. Aa ghaTTanu pass aadre, avara cinema-ge lead rolege select aagbekaadru matthe ade shithi.

Ravi : So neenenu maaDde.?
Rakshu : Heegiruvaaga nange Producer Shantaraj avaru, parichaya aadru.. ondu partyli. It was through my Make up Artist Harish. He used to work for Shantaraj Productions also. Nanna, Shantaraj avara geLethana bahaLa bega preethi aagi thiragthu. I was in love. I was so close to him. Avara next film-alli, nanne heroine maaDtheeni antanu heLidru. Haage nammibbara maduvege kooDa opkonDidru. Cinema release aadmele maduve aagoNa anta heLidru. Heege ondu dina avara resort-alli party ithu. Naaanu kuDida nasheli avattina raathri, hmm.. I unknowingly got intimate with him. Alli, I was not in control of my senses. BeLigge aadmele, its ok.. ‘adarallenu ! maduve aagoru thaane naavu’ anta samadhaana maaDi kaLesidru.

Kiran : Rocking… !
Ravi : Yenu??!
Kiran: oops.. ade.. Shocking!!! ande..
Rakshu : Two days aadmele, Nan make-up artiste Harish nange call maaDda..

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Flashback
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Both over the phone.
Harish : Rakshu Madam.. Neevu heege mosa hogtheera andre nange thumbane aashcharya and bejaaraagthide!
Rakshu : Yenaaytho ? Yen nin problemu?
Harish :  Nenne raathri nam yeNNe party ittu.. Shantaraj-avaru yeNNe hoDitha hoDitha bere producersge yen heLthidru gottha nim bagge?
Rakshu : Yenu?

Harish : “Ley nodrappa.. aa Rakshu naanu avaLge next filmalli chance koDtheeni andida takshaNa monne raathri avaLaage bandu Resortalli bejaan maja koTlu.. Neevella heLthidri avaru adakkella oppalla anthella? Opso reethi gotthirbeku kaNro… Neevu sariyaagi try maaDbeku.. Correctaagi yenaadru offer maaDbeku. Arthaa aagthideeya?”
Rakshu: What? Hingandra Shantaraj? I.. I .. just cant believe this. Are you cooking stories here? !

Harish : Madam, Naanu yaake story kaTli.??. Nange hege gotthirbeku… How would I know? nimma and Shantaraj madhya yen naDithu resort-alli anta.? Naanu Shantaraj heLiddanna keLiskonDu haage heLthideeni ashTe! Neevu..,  Antaa obba manushyange ishTu easyaagi mosa hogbiTralla madam! Nange gotthu, neevu idanna duDDige, chancege maaDilla anta. Ade bejaaraagthirodu.. Neevu Mosa hodralla anta!
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End of Flashback
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Rakshu : Heegaadmele gotthaythu.. Idella ondu shoki ivarige anta.
Ravi : Oh shit. Very sad! Idu thumba Hurt aagthide nange!
Kiran : First time.. Nangunu hurt aagthidiyappa. Che!
Rakshu : time mundhe hogthitthu.. Nange yaav cinemanu sigalilla. Heege I had to wait 1 year, as I dint have consent to accept their Adjustments. But gradually, Nan make-up artiste Harisha, nange close friend  aada.. He said, Nin friendaagi heLthideeni.. Nin kashTa noDokke aagthilla.. Ondu saarthi mosa hodri… innondu saarthi gotthiddu adanne maaDadre you would really have a good future.. yochane maaDi anta anda..

Ravi : BoLi maga Harisha..
Kiran: illa maga.. paapa avanu help maaDakke heLda.. neev heLi madam kathenaa..
Rakshu : Nanagu duDDige thumba problem aaythu.. Kelsa illa. cinema illa.. PRESSavara kaaTa.. yaake yaav filmu maaDthilla neevu anta? So one day, I approached Shantaraj again and asked him for a role. I had not called him for a long time after the incident.
Ravi : Oh then?
Rakshu : Shantaraj said yella conditionsgu opkobeku.. yelladakku ready irbeku. Sumne idre yenu naDeyalla.. Talent ondu idre saaldu, adanna use maaDo brainu irbeku anda. I agreed to his conditions. All that i wanted was a movie.

Ravi : oops.
Rakshu : ya. aa movie mugithu. But shooting spot-anna yaavdo RESORTalli bekantha iDodu.. nan Dates thogoLodu, alli shootingu naDeyolla yenu naDeyolla.. 5-6 jana, aa producer friendsu koothiroru. So I had to through everything like this all through the movie shooting. Aa producergu thumba salige hecchaagoythu nan bagge. ThingaLigondu saarthi inta Resort program iDisakke shuru maaDda.
Ravi : Oh my god!
Rakshu: Nanagu onthara Prostitute life aagogittu. So nange avaru kareda kaDe hogalla anta Deny maaDo haagirlilla. So I had decided!

Ravi : Yenantha?
Rakshu : I had decided, that next time he calls me, Naanu avanige “It will cost” anta anbeku anta. But avanu call maaDdaaga, it was some minister whom he wanted me to sleep with. So he said, aa minister-ne yeshTu bekaadru keLamma koDthaane.
Ravi : Oh god!
Rakshu : I said the same to the minister. He offerred me 5 lakhs cash for the whole day. From there, there was no looking back, Movie offers came one after the other… and Such offers from real estate people, ministers, Corporate chiefs also came along. It was like, a part of my profession for me now because both were interdependent. I could grow only because of both and not because of only one of it. I used manage both. Harish, my makeup artiste was only co-ordinating my dates for such occassions.

Ravi : boLi maga Harisha
Kiran: illa maga.. ivaLu maaDtheeeni andiddakke avanu co-ordinate maaDda ashTe
Rakshu : Ministeru bere party-avaranna Catch haakoLakku naave aagbeku.. Electionge party fund increase aagbeku andrunu naave help maaDbeku. Location, Time, Day yaavudara baggenu chinte illa. Yelli andre allige hogthidvi. Depending on the nature of the job, nan rate quote aagthitthu. Many times at home I used to get intimate with Harish also. I never demanded money from him as he was my date manager and at times, naanu free iddaaga he used to come home to spend some time on bed with me.

Ravi : Ohhh.. I knew this!
Rakshu : U know? ninge hege gotthu? :O
Ravi : I have seen it!
Rakshu , Kiran : WHAT? !!! :O
Kiran: Scene seena?? when maga?

Ravi : Oops.. i meant..Eerr I heard.. Not seen! naanu ondu saarthi illi compound yegari ninna noDthiddaaga, I saw one handsome guy with you. But avanu window close maaDda, adakke I could not see. I only heard.
Rakshu : Oho. Ya. He is Harish.

Ravi : BoLi maga harish
Kiran: ayyo adakyaake maga hange bayytheeya.. ishTu janada jothe business maaDadmele, obbange FREE koTTre ninden hoythu?

Rakshu : But recently naanu LONDONge shooting hogidnalla, aaga Harish accompanied me. alli, He stayed with me only for all the time I was there. He made me drink a lot of alcohol and He used to capture all that we used to do on his camera that he got to shoot london.

Ravi : BoLi maga Harisha
Kiran: Avanu, Avan girlfriendu nooru maaDthaarappa.. Yen yaaru maaDde iroda? Adakke avange yaake bayythidya! Antu, LONDONalli Rakshudu yerDu film shooting aaaythu anni haagidre. Ondu “U” innondu “A” !

Rakshu : But ondu dina, nanage-avanige swalpa clash aaythu about he shooting me everyday. And then I denied to sleep with him for a week.

Ravi : BoLi Maga Harish. Avanige Free-aagi ruchi thorsidde tappaaythu.
Rakshu : So, monne nange gotthaaythu He has shown that video to all his friends anta. and He has misused it majorly now.  Also, as he used to co-ordinate my dates, He has recorded what we do inside the room with other people, many times, by pre-planning it. Now he threatens me to show all that to public/police in case I dont be with him until he needs me. Adakke I had to come back alone. Later I decided today, I would suicide. And you saved me!

Kiran: Lo Ravi … Ee Harisha BOLI MAGA kano!
Ravi: (shouts): Dabba nan magane kiraN… Avaaglinda naanu adanne kaNo heLthirodu. illa illa sumniru anta kuyythidde. BoLi Maga Harishaane correct answeru.
Kiran: Hoon.

Ravi: (Thinks for a while) : I have a way for you to get out of this. I will take care of this incident. But do you still want to earn money by this high class prostitution?
Rakshu : No Ravi, I dont mind even stopping my acting career. Please help me.
Ravi : Hmm okie. I will do it for you Rakshu.
Kiran: Lo nan magane.. Neenenu herona.. Yeneno maaDakke hodre aamele ninnu sersi sikkhaakisthaane aa Harisha. Sumniru maga.. ningyaake beku !
Ravi : Maga.. Neenu naan heLidahaage keLu sadhyakke! I will think of a proper solution. And also, We have to give a message to public also through this.

So, WHAT PLANS can RAVI make to get Rakshu out of Trouble? Whats the ultimate solution to this? What message does he have to give it to the public? Will he be able to ? Will the society Accept him?? Keep waiting for the next episode!

Episode 11

Kiran: Lo.. Maga… yellelli noDadrunu ee maneli, ivaLde photo kaNo.. nan manassu thaDithilla maga.. naanu ee manele settle aagtheeni.
Ravi : Maga.. comedy saaku.. story swalpa serious ide.. silentaagi keLiskobeku naanu.. and neenu nanna Right sidege bandu ivaL kathe keLu.
Rakshu : Hey Ravi.. as I told, I really need your help in this. Kiran, please help Ravi in this ..
Kiran : BP matthe rise aagthide.. neenu nan jothe maathaaDadre nange usiraaDakke kashTa aagthide.. but .. but.. Ravi ninge help maaDakke, naanuuu avanige help maaDbeka..? yaake? Naane ninge directaagi help maaDokkaagalwa?
Ravi : ninnajji leyy kiran. mucchkonDu keLo sumne.
Kiran : Aaythappa..

Rakshu : Hmm ade heLthidnalla Casting Couch…
Kiran : Oh Casting Couch… hollywood bisi bisi “A” movie.. noDideeni naanu.. adralli neevu act maaDidraa??? Sorry ree… Naaanyaardu mukha noDilla biDi aa film-alli.. Bere yella noDodralle Busy idde.
Ravi : Lo kiran.. Casting couch andre movie bagge heLthillwo avaLu.. Favours maaDiskoLLodu in return of a offer… ishTu gotthilwa ninge..!? useless fellow..
Rakshu: Hahaha.. NingeshTu gotthittu anta avaagle noDidnalla Ravi..!
Kiran: Houda.. hahahaha
Ravi : Adu biDi.. ayyo.. err.. neenu kathe heLu Rakshu

Rakshu : Naanu Mysoreinda bandiddu Actress aagakke. Hego nange idda contacts-inda portfolio maaDisde. Photos yella iTkonDu alithidde. Yaar mane baagilu open aagirlilla. Bere kelasanu irlilla nange illi. But ondu saarthi nan contacts moolka gotthaaythu, Kirana TV channel Officealli Film Director Paramesh sikthaare anta. avara hatthira hogu andru. Alli dina hogthidde. Avaru vaarakke 2 days allige barthidru. yaake anta nange gotthirlilla.. But Kirana TV Channel office directoru ondu dina nanna noDi, Serials-alli Act maaDu , VJ aagu anta yella offer maaDadru.
Nanagunu Acting-alli interest iddidrinda, ee offer-na biDakke ishTa irlilla. So opkonDe. Kirana TV recorded TV programsge nanne VJ maaDadru. 3-4 serial kooDa act maaDde. Heege 6 months kaLedu hoythu. Innu kooDa, nanna heroine aago kanasu uLkonDittu.
But idhe field-alli mele barbeku, haage mele bandre maathra, FILMSge entry easy aagatthe annisthu. So naanu nanna Channel directors hathra Live Shows host maaDakke opportunities koDi ande.
alli…..

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Lets get in to FLASHBACK Scene for a while
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Rakshu : Sir.. Avatthe keLidnalla sir.. adhe.. Live Shows bagge nange opportunity koTre chennagiratthe anta.
Vaidya (Kirana TV channel director): Aaakshi…. Haan… NoDamma Rakshu. Live show-na keLkonDu illiro VJs yella barthaare. Bari kelavarige maathra adanna nibhaayso Talent irodu. Sumne yellargu naavu koDakkaagallaama.
Rakshu: Sir.. aa Talent nannallide.. VJ VanaJage last week offer maaDideera anta thiLithu Live show-na nam channel-alli. Naanu avaLigintha better ilwa haagidre, anta yochane bandide nange.
Vaidya: Aakshiii…. hmm NoDamma.. NoDu.. Talent andre adallaama.. Chennagi noDkoLLo abhyaasa maaDirbeku nammonthorna idakkella.. Bekidre abhyaasa maaDkoLo haagidre heLu, ninge naane Training koDtheeni.. Next month-alli neenu Live shows maaDbahudu.
Rakshu : NoDkoLLoda? illa sir ashTondu shreemanthe alla naanu. Nange monthly commitments thumba ive.
Vaidya: Aaaakshiii ! Ayyo.. Nimage commitments ive antha sumne nimmanna oLage nuggsadre, neevu oLage nuggi, alle beLadu.. aamele nam Channel biTTu cinema-ge hogtheera.. AshTe.. idralli namgenu sikthu madhyadalli ?
Rakshu : nan hathra nimge koDokke duDDilla sir. But nan Talent ide Live shows maaDakke, please opportunity koDi sir ashTe.

Vaidya : Aakshi! Akshi! Akshi! HaaDidde haaDo kisaayi daasa annohaagaaythamma noDu nin kathe.. ishTakku ninge duDDu yaar koDakke heLiddu.. Ninna haNada aasthi neene iTkonDu maja maaDu.. Nin hatthira sakkathaagiro bere aasthina nanage.. namma baLagadorge guTTaagi hanchu..idarinda neenu kaLkoLodu yenilla.. giTTiskoLLode hecchuu…
Rakshu : Sir.. Neevu eethara mathaaDtheera andre.. nange onthara aagthide.. Nambakke aagthilla.. Nangene yaake sir heegella restriction haaktheera.. haagidre ee VanaJa etc etc VJs yella ivella maaDinenaa LIVE shows maaDirodu?? ! ilwalla.. nange maathra yaake restrictions yella?

Vaidya : Ha Ha Ha AAAAAKshi.. NoDamma.. Naanu nija heLbaardu.. aaDrunu neenu ishTondu innocent-aagi keLthideeya anta heLthideeni…. Vanajadu ide daari… Nin friendu Priyankandunu ide daari… Artha aaytha? Aaglilla andre nangenu bejaarilla, aadre artha aaglilla ninge innunu andre, naanu illi ninge yenuu heLilla.. and neenu yenu keLilla. Sumne nin kelsa noDko hogu.

Rakshu : Sir.. inthavara madhyadalli nange kelsa maaDakke ishTa illa. Nange Samskruthi channel-alli bekaadru kelasa maaDtheeni, But intha kelsa.. uhoon I have no interest.

Vaidya : Aaakshiiiiiiii!

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Flashback ends
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Ravi: Oho… My god.. aamele…? and.. ya i remember seeing your old yoga programs in Samskruthi channel.. Eeglu ade haLe videosna prasaara maaDthirthaare.. SUNDAY beLigge beLigge… ,Neenu doDDa heroine aadmelunu.!!  But aa channel-alli bari devara bhajane… Philosophy.. Yoga… ide alwa barodu.. adakke serkonDya..??

Rakshu : Naanu ankonDidde ashTe.. alli bari devru etc etc antha. But alli, doDDa doDDa vedaanthigaLa interview show maaDbekaadre aa vedaantha programsgaLa Director jothe yella reethi ADJUST maaDkobeku anta thiLithu.
Kiran : Ayyooo.. superr.. Naanu yaavdaadru TV channel Director aagbekalla Urgentaagi.. What is the qualification Required.. swalpa please explain!
Ravi : Thu jollu party anta gottu.. But please swalpa oLage yeLko.. illella hariyakke biDbeDa…

Rakshu : Naanu alli ondu tappu maaDiddu andre, nanna friends bere ganDasara jothe yella ishTondu adjust maaDkonDu meele barthidaaralla.. Let me atleast agree for a Yoga show annisthu.
Adara director innu ashTu haaLaagirlilla.. He only demanded me to wear sexiest clothes of that time and do yoga. Nanna yoga-gintha aaga maathaagiddu, nanna figure-ene… Idarinda, I got introduced to lot of people in the film industry also.
Kiran: Very Good Very Good.. yaar jothenu Adjust aagdene, noDorgella onthara KICK hoDesi, adarindaaane contacts improve maaDkonDralla.. Bombaat.! Haa Haaa !

Rakshu : Naanu haakthidda Dressinda aa program thumba famous aaythu. Konege ondu dina nanage ondu Big Budget film offer kooDa bantu.
Ravi : Aa Directoru innu hopelessa?
Rakshu : Illa.. avarella hosabaraagidru.. Adhe nanna first film “Abhimanyu” team avaru. Yellaru thumba oLLeyavaraagidru.
Producer hesru Sundar Babu anta. Director Keerthiraj antha.

Ravi : Gottu.. Naanu keerthi raj avara FANu!
Rakshu : Hmm… Naanu aa film-alli act maaDiddu aaythu.. aa Film hit aagiddu aaythu
Ravi: aamele, naavella ninna FANS aagiddu aaythu.
Rakshu : Nija.. avatthu naanu aagiddu STAR… but aaglinda nanna life thumbaane complex aaythu..

Ravi : Kirana TVli hopeless fellowsu… Samskruthi TVli adakkintha hopeless fellows… But avella biTTu, ivaaga Star aadmele innenu complex lifeu?

Kiran: Excuse me.. nangondu saNNa doubtu.. Ee yella TV CHANNEL directorsu.. Adjust maaDkothaaralla.. aa huDugirnella manege karkonDu hogthaara ? athava OFFICEalle yella mugisthaaro??? !! sumne curiosity haan.. !

Rakshu : HahaHa.. ivarella swalpa MEDIUM CLASS people. So Majestic, J C Nagara illi iro LODGEgaLalli 365 days book maaDbiTTirthaare room-na. Hotel-navara jothe pakka adjustmentu. So, adjust maaDkotheeni anno huDugina direct-aagi aa hotelge barakke heLthaare.. Hotel-navaru ROOM key koTTu kaLasthaare. Ee Directorsu direct-aagi avara hatthira iro already iro key-na use maaDkonDu araamakke Room oLage hogi kelsa mugiskonDu horaTmele, aa huDugi ondu 30 mins matthe dressingu, makeupu maaDkonDu, key return maaDi avaLa paaDige avaLu hogthaaLe.
Kiran : keLthaa idre yede DAVA DAVA anthide.. ee CRIME DAIRY thara programs-alli eethara SHOCKING NEWS noDe illa naanu!
Rakshu : adara Technicians kooDa inta kelsagaLanne thaane maaDodu.. adakke avella cover maaDalla. maafi !
Ravi : OH MY GOD.. i cant believe this again!….

Kiran : Lo.. Nam Rakshu heLadmele aaythu.. mucchkonDu believe maaDu..
Ravi : Sari .. Rakshu.. eega STAR aadmele, nin kathe yenaaythu .. adeno COMPLEX life andyalla… adanna heLu… eega first of all suicidege  yaake TRY maaDiddu… adanna continue maaDu..
Rakshu : Yes.. Let me continue..

BEFORE becoming a STAR ee yella PROBLEMS aaythu… AFTER BECOMING A STAR what are the usual problems faced by them in the industry? Future episodes are expected to OPEN them OFF for you !

Episode 10

Ravi enters Rakshu’s Room. There is another shock waiting for him!
Rakshu is holding a Pistol in her Hand.
Kiran(shouts):Ayyo matthe suicideu matthe suicideu….  :O
Ravi : Amma thaayi.. Rakshu, nin problem yenamma? Ninge SUICIDE rogaana? ee GUN noDadre, becchage naanu maneli BUN thinkonDu koothbiDoNa annisthide… Yaak bekittu nange ivella…!

Rakshu: Dont shout.. Naanu idanna nan self defensege iTTiro GUN. Aadre Nanna ee sthitige kaaraNa aagirovranna eega naane shoot maaDbeku anta yochisideeni.
Kiran: Bekittha.? Ninne shoot maaDodu avaLu eega!
Ravi: Haan? Nanyaake shoot maaDthaaLe?
Kiran: Neenu dina yenenu noDideeyo yaarige gottu window-inda. Adu bere ivattu avaLu araaamakke suicide maaDkothidre neenu bandu disturb maaDideeya.. Yaako ninge idella.. mundina janma ninge HALLI janma..
Rakshu : Shut up!.. Ravi who is this fellow?

Ravi : Hmm.. Nim FANuu.. Err.. actually nan close friendu.
Rakshu : ivanu window-li yella noDbiTTidaana ninthara?
Ravi : Haan? Naanenu noDde window-li? Ivattu Suicide story biTre naanenu noDee illaaapa ! uhooon ! and ivanu adu kooDa noDilla… Nan close friendu.. nim FANu anta karkonDu bande.

Rakshu : Ok.. hi kiran
Kiran : ahaaa.HAAAAIIII… ooooooof.. haaa.. ooooof haaa…BP jaasthi aagide… kaNNella katthale aagthide.. Neer kuDkonDu bartheeni !

Ravi : Hmm avan vishya irli. Rakshu, Neevu 3 days ille irbeku.. yaav phoneu thegibaardu.. yenu maaDbeDi.. After 3 days come out to the public as you returned from london then. Aaga neevu swalpa samadhaana kooDa aagirtheera ankotheeni
Rakshu: Hmm Thanks Ravi
Ravi : Innondu Vishya.. Ee GUNyella nimmantha beautyge suit aagalla.. adanna aa kaDe iTbiTTu nim story bekidre nan hathra heLi.
Rakshu: Hmm nan kathe! hmm.. Shurunu illa endingu illa. Hege heLali antaanu gotthilla.
Ravi : So you mind telling me all this? Hmm.. nimge ishTa aadaaga heLi.

Rakshu : Haagalla. Actually I think I need your help more. Suicide attempt-inda save maaDadri, MEDIA-inda save maaDadri. Iam very grateful to you Ravi. I need more help from you now.
Ravi : Neev heLi. and by the way, you are very much welcome.
Rakshu : hey.. neevu nan friend aagtheera?
Ravi : Naanu nin friend aagbiTTideeni.. Neenu eega aagtheeya ?
Rakshu : HaHaHa Iam happy.
Ravi : Very Good..
Rakshu starts telling her story.. Camera gradual zoom over her..
Rakshu : Iam the only daughter for my parents. You might be knowing Iam from Mysore. I came here to become an Actress. But there were surprises for me here in this industry!
Ravi : Ya Ya.. Lot of surprises.. I dont know how that movie “PunDa PaanDu” movie ran for 100 days.
Rakshu: Ayyo aathara surprise alla.. I was shocked when I got to know there is a lot of casting couch even in kannada cinema.
Ravi : Haan?? CASTING COUCHaaa?? !idyaava english film hesru.? English film remake maaDthaare anta surpriseaa?
Rakshu : You say you are software engineer and you dont know casting couch?
Ravi : illa ree. nange C program-alli Type casting concepts gottu ashTe.
Rakshu : Hmm.. Casting couch andre, If you want a role in a movie you have to satisfy the director or the producer.
Ravi: OO Lancha koDbekaa?
Rakshu : Lancha alla.. Mancha hatthbeku !

Ravi : What do you mean ?!
Rakshu : Yes.. thats what i meant by casting couch.. You are forced to do favours if you want a role in a movie. That too when I was trying for offers, yellargu bari ade bekaagittu.. First time actingu, doDDa filmalli chance beku andre, idella common anta heLthidru.
Ravi : Oh.. Idenappa idu…. MundhgaDe ondu “U” certificateu, moviege sikthu anta thoriskoLo jana, oLagaDe adara hinde nooraaru  “A” certificate kelsa maaDthirthaara!!?!
Rakshu : Yes.. Absolutely.. Chennagi heLde.. ! And the secrets that Iam gonna tell you now, might shock you very much. Because, neenu eethara guarantee yochane maaDiralla. Let me tell you what all happens in the industry.

Ravi : Illa Rakshu.. am not able to believe all this first of all. Its really shocking already for me. Innenenu shocking news koDtheeyopa!
Safetyge Kiranu barli thaDi… neeru kuDiyakke hodovnu nin photona goDe mele noDi kanasalli DUET haaDthirthaane ansatthe… let me get him also.

READY FOR THE REAL STORY ???!!

Episode 9

Ravi : Yeno aaythu..  bega heLu.. jeeva modale tension inda susthaagide.. Neenu tension koTTu anyaayavaagi kole aagbeDa nan kayyalli. fast fast
Watchman: Yella hoythu… Aa Doctor-inda.
Ravi : Nangottu.. Nan maga Doctoru… hogi PRESSge vishya oodidaana?
Watchman: illa sir.. adella maaDilla. But avanu ….
Ravi : Adakkinta innenu maaDakke aagatthe avange?
Watchman: Nange “mental nan maga” hoDeda andiddakke, avan mele police complaint koDoNa.. I will go and inform the police anta hoda.
Ravi: WHAT!!? oh shit.. problem mele problem.. Neenu heLbekittu… No Need anta..
Watchman: HeLde sir. Ivella madam-ge gotthaadre kashTa. Idella beDa.. sumne news yaake anta. Police yella beDa ande. adakke aa doctoru, neenu raktha baro haage hoDeskonDrunu, policege complaint koDalwa anta bayydbiTTu avane policege inform maaDakke hoda!
Ravi: Thuttherikeee.. Naanillle,  Real hero irovaaga.. avanoLLe DUPE Hero thara hogidaana police stationge?!…  iDLY thinkonDu jeevana maaDorella, nandelli iDli? annohaage aagide kaala!
Hmmm ..eegen maaDoduuuu?
(Ravi thinks for a while)
Ravi: haan. heege maaDu.. When the police asks you how he was, Explain exactly how I look to you. Aaytha.. Just tell them that, even though he wore monkey cap,naanu easy-aagi identify maaDtheeni avananna anta. and nanna varNane maaDu Police-ge.
Watchman: Ayyo aamele police nimmanne hiDkonDu hogthaare ashTe
Ravi: alle irodu sir brain-ge kelsaa.. police-ge nan mele doubtu baralla.. yaake andre i will be with you. Naanu, nin friendu anta heLko. I will be with you when you give the complaint. Neenu hege heLbeku policege andre, avanu nan tharaane idaane.. but naanalla anno haage. Policeu infinte Loop-alli ee person huDuki huDuki susthaagi maneli malkothare. sarina?
Watchman: Wah Wah… Nim brainuuu….
Ravi : Brain alla sir.. Kidney.. Kidney…. ! hurudiro goDambi ashTu sharpu ! heLidnalla
Watchman: houdu houdu… tasty goDambi !
Ravi : Thu ninna.. Tasty ante.. aamele baay haakbeDa..! ,, hmm ee time-alli nan friend Kiran Nan jothe irodu oLLedu.
Ravi calls up Kiran on phone. Kiran comes to place in just sometime.
Kiran : Yeno maga.. inta story-ge hero aagidya neenu! gaaDi drive maaDovaagella nanganthu bari ide yochane. Maga, nangyaako bhaya aagide.
Ravi: Ayyo pedd-nan-magane.. ishTella aadmelunu, “YAAKO” bhaya aagide antyalla… ashTu gotthaagalwa yaake anta!
Kiran: Hoon gotthagatthe.. maathige ande ashTe.. haha. Maga ondu request.. Rakshu-na meet maaDsu maga nangunu. eega neenu friend alwa.
Ravi : Modlu CASE solve aagli, aamele bari meet yaake, bere yen bekaadru maaDuvanthe … i mean, avaLu biTre
Kiran : sumne tempt maaDbeDa maga.
Ravi : Yo silent.shhshh.. Police is coming.. Yo watchmanuu.. plan yella jnaapka ide thaane?
Watchman : Hoon sir.. neevu nan friendu eega. correctaa?
Ravi : correct correct.
Police Arrives in jeep with even Dr.Shiva.
Inspector: Neeve yenri watchmanu? Ivarella yaaru ?
Watchman: sir ivaru nan friendsu.. Nange yeTaaythu anta illi noDoke bandidaare ashTe.
Inspector: Maneli yaaridaare?
Watchman: Sadyakke yaarilla sir.
Inspector: Hmm yen naDithu swalpa statement koDtheera?
Watchman explains about how a mental-nan-maga came and attacked him and threatened to tell him that Rakshu is committing suicide to doctor through phone. He also explains how he was to look at. He says all features of Ravi only as suggested by Ravi, properly.
Inspector: Ree nim hesru yenandri
Ravi : Yenu andilla sir innunu. Naan Ravi Sir.
Inspector : Haan.Swalpa Witness signature haakri. Nim friend thaane ivaru.
Ravi : Sure sir.. haaktheeni.. (signs on the document)
Inspector: Aaythu naanu bartheeni. Innu Yenaadru idre police stationge call koDi.
Ravi,Watchman: Thank you inspector.
Inspector, Doctor vacate the scene.

Suddenly a Car is parked in front of the house!
Ravi : Next yaarappa ?banni… Obbabbrannu ondondu thara samadhaana maaDodralli yedeli usire battuhogatthe ansatthe.!
Watchman: Sir ivarella press ansatthe sir!
Ravi : Adu hegayya heLtheeya?
Watchman: Sir illi thumba varsadinda ideeni kelsakke. Yaar pressu..Yaar relativesu anta chennagi gottaagatthe nange.
Ravi : Ayyo ivarella hegappa bandru eega?!?!! PRESS nan makklu bhayankara Dangeru.. ilde irodella keLthaare.
Press person1: Sir naanu Vijaya Karnataka paper-inda barthideeni.
Ravi : oh hello.. yen vishya ? Nanna interview maaDtheera? haha
Press Person1: Illa sir… please namge madam suicide bagge heLi.
Ravi : yo.. avaryaake suicide maaDkobeku?ee watchman-na hedrisi yaaro heLsiddu ivana kayyalli.
Press Person1: Haan.. Ade sir.. Ade.. Adanne swalpa explain maaDi sir, barkotheevi.
Ravi: Haage keLi heLtheeni.. But nim paper-alli hogi RAKSHU SUICIDE ATTEMPT anta headlines haaki oLage nija baribeDi. Nim paper yeno sale aagatthe. Aadre Rakshu nemmadi haLaagatthe. So, Headlinesallunu swalpa nija bariree..
Press Person1: Sir bega yen naDithu anta heLi sir.. Bere Press reporters yella barthidaare.. avarigintha munche naanu cover maaDbeku idanna!
Ravi : Idenu India Pakistan War developmentaa.. IshTondu excited aagi kaaNtheera? Adu bere,.. bere PRESS yella barthidaare andralla! yellaargu gothaagoytha idu!hmm ayyo shivane.. yellru barli.. oTTige vadartheevi yen naDeethu anta. obbarigu rewind maaDi maaDi PLAY maaDodroLage, nan REEL corrupt aagogatthe.

Press person1: Haan? Reela ?

Ravi : alla alla.. haan… haage comedy-ge heLde… nagri swalpa.. HA HA HA..

Press Person1: ok sir. HA HA HA.
Soon lot of press reporters come. Ravi and Watchman explains how  some mental fellow came and hit the watchman and all that story to the press. Finally one of the reporters say,
Press: Sir. Idella neevu kaTTiro kathe. Madam nijavaaglu suicide maaDkonDidaare anta naanu heLtheeni! Neevenu heLtheera?
Ravi : houda? haagadrea avara thithige neevella tappade banbiDi anta heLtheeni! ayyo nimma… thu! madam illi ilve illa.. LONDONalli yaavdo amusement RIDEalli koothkonDu maja maaDthidaare. bekaadre neevu avara producer-ge call maaDi keLkoLi! illi neevella bandu nange hinge keLadre yen heLali.. illi yaav suicideu aagilla, yenu illa. sumne hograppa yella. Naanu manege hogbeku. Nam akkana hathra maneli maanjagaLive nange.
Press: Yenu ? nim akkaana? idara bagge swalpa heLi
Ravi : Ayyo nimma.. thu…! yen sikkadre adara bagge heLi heLi antheeralree. adella nan personal problemu. adannella baradre nim paper direct-aagi BONDA angaDige hogatthe ashTe.
ok naanu hogtheeni eega…
Later the press also disperse.
Ravi comes back)abba.. yella peeDegaLu tholagthu ankotheeni. oo Watchmanu…. neenu ille iru. Naanu oLage hogi, Rakshu-na meet maaDi, Kiran-gu meet maaDsi, horaDtheeni. Next time naanu oLage bartheeni andaaga GATE neene open maaDbeku. No more goDe haaringu! Lo kirana.. baaramma.. thorastheeni ninge Rakshuna..
Watchman: sir ondu doubtu
Ravi : yenadu?
Watchman: Neevu goDe hege haari hodri ? SUNNY ille itthalla.
Ravi : adakku answer nin hatraane irbekalla haha
Watchman: ade nim Kidney idiyalla…adu..
Ravi : correct correct.. huridiro goDambiginta sharpu…

Ravi enters Rakshu’s Room. There is another shock waiting for him!
Rakshu is holding a Pistol in her Hand.
Kiran(shouts):Ayyo matthe suicideu matthe suicideu….  :O

Whats this now!! Dont worry.. episode 10 is comin soon

Episode 8

Ravi : Rakshu.. I have a plan eega.. I hope you just listen to me.. Ok?
Rakshu :  ok
Ravi : Is there any proof for you being at home now ?
Rakshu : Haan? yaake? My shooting team knows Iam back and they are still there for 1 more week.
Ravi : Oh houda.. adirli.. tell me, is there any obvious proof for you being at home right now?
Rakshu: Hmm nothing .. acche inda yella ade thara iratthe. My car will always be parked there only.. Naanu London-ge hogirovaaglu.
Ravi : Ok. Now you just shift to some other room from here for now. Mikkiddella naanu noDkotheeni. Call someone in the sets of shooting at London and speak to them as if your flight is after 3 days and you are still there for some sightseeing or something like that.. yenu? aayta?
Rakshu : oh bhaya aagatthe.. act maaDbeka naanu?
Ravi : ayyo Ninge suLLu heLodu heLkoDbeka? hmm
Rakshu : Grr. what do you mean?
Ravi : Err.. haagandre.. neenu ACTINGalli excellent alwa. ninge ACTING maaDodu heLkoDbekaa annakke heege heLde. Please call them up right now from your private number.
Rakshu calls up someone in the set and speaks to them as if she is in London itself. She hangs up the phone after a while.
Ravi: haan.. aaytha.. eega just SWITCH OFF your phone and innondu roomge POTAAgu heLtheeni…
Rakshu: Potaagoda?
Ravi : I mean.. escape aagu
Rakshu : Escape inside my house only?
Ravi : Ayyo.. oDhogamma neenu bega. mathaaDbeDa
Rakshu : yenu? hmm ok ok hogtheeni
Ravi: good.! (to watchman) : lo watchmanu.. illi baa….
Watchman: yes sir.. heLi sir.
Ravi : (SLAPS him thrice forcefully)
Rashmi : Yeno maaDthideeya Ravi. Sumniro.!
Ravi: idu ivanu tappu maaDiddakke shikshe,.. as well as, Rakshu escape aagakke daari. (to watchman) nodu.. aa Doctor bandaaga avananna aachene taDedu heLu, yaavono mental bandu nanna raktha baro haage hoDedu, nimge phone maaDi, Rakshu Suicide maaDkothidaaLe anta heLu anda. Chaaku hiDkonDidda kayyalli.. Monkey nan maga.. Monkey CAP bere haakonDidda mukakke.. etc! adakke haage maaDde sir. Innu Rakshu London-ge hodoru bandilla. Maneli bere yaaru illa anta Reel biDu. Naanu , Rashmi eega illinda kambi kitththeevi. Ok na? Artha aaytha?.
Watchman: Sir.. yen IDEA sir….
Ravi : nan friend kiran already heLidaane.. hurudiro goDambi ashTu sharp and crisp nanna kidney anta.
Watchman: Kidney naa? :scratch: :scratch:?
Ravi : Sari.. kerkobeDa.. modale gaaya aagide naanu ninage hoDedu.. ee yeTu koTTiddu aa mental nan maga anta heLu. yenu?
Watchman: Yaav Mentalu sir…?

Ravi : yegarsi oddre eega jnaapka baratthe ninge!

Watchman: Ok sir… ok sir.. jnaapka bantu.. confuse aagbiTTittu!
Ravi : Rakshu… Hey Rakshu… Iam leaving this place with my sister.. you be in the other room. Aa Doctor bandu hodamele, i will come back. (to watchman) hey aa Doctor innenu kithaapathi maaDilwa anta intelligentaagi keLko.. yenu…? Ok na…

hmmmmmm ! thaDi thaDi.. yenu intelligence upayogisbeDa aamele… sumne haage keLu .. doctorge..”sir neevu ee vishya inyaargu heLilla thaane.. sumne suddi aagatthe aamele” anta. yenu…? okna?
Watchman and Rakshu : Ok ok
Ravi : Rakshu… obbLe irtheeni anta, matthe Suicide yella beDa eega… naanu illi irtheeni yavaaglu!
Rakshu : Haan? illa ? you said you will go out now!
Ravi : hoon.. aadre naanu heLiddu, nin HEART bagge. i will be always in your heart! (he winks )
Rakshu (smiles)..
Ravi Leaves from there…..
In just sometime, ENTERS, Dr.Shiva’s Benz car.
Ravi (alle pakkadalli, hiding behind bushes): Party sari illa andlilla Rakshu.. alli noDu yeno bhayankara kithaapathi maaDi Benz car konDkonDbiTTidaane Doctoru. Yaavonige operation maaDadno yeno!
He sees Watchman and Doctor conversing for long time.
Ravi : yappa ivarajji.. yen mathaaDthaa idaaro.. ibbru dabba nan makkLu.. ivanu Ravi anno hesaru yetthgitthbiTre Plan yella haLaagi, adarinda aago gaaya yella HEALaagi, mariyodroLage varshagaLE kaLidarthve saalaagi! ayyappa.. imagine maaDakke bhaya… !(haage metthage,with frustration)LO watchman.. kolalli nalku biTTu kaLsappa aa DOCTORge.. saaku avandu puraaNa ! thu.. Lord Shiva katthige Haavu haakoLohaage.. Sthethescope-na Dr.Shiva katthige neethhaakonDu Road-alli pose koDthidaane!
HoTTe noDu nan magange… ivanu Delivery maaDso doctoro athava.. Delivery-ge ready aagiro DOCTORee irbeku..

yene idru ishTondyaakappa ivar maathu.. Avan henDathi DIVORCE koTTiro kathe keLthidaana ee watchmaanu? ivanu yenaadru aa Lakkammana kathe kuyythidaana aa Doctorge?

After 5 mins, Conversation is over.. Dr.Shiva is driving his car back!
Ravi : Abbaa.. eega hogi Rakshu jothe oLage Romance maaDoNa…!! hehehehee . tholagthu peeDe!
But he sees Watchman running towards Ravi in great Tension!
Ravi: yaako Yaako heeg oDi barthaa idiya?
Watchman: Sir.. Ayyo … Sir… Madam maryaade yella hoythu ..ayyo saaaaaaaar!
Ravi : yeno aaythu manehaaLaaaa! ?

What had happnd!??! What had the doctor told the watchman? Checkout next episodes

Episode 7

Ravi goes out of the room by closing the door.
After sometime,
Rashmi (coming out of the room) : yello idiya.. baa illi. she is out of danger now. She has consumed a large quantity of harmful drugs.
Its a pakka suicide attempt. I will have to call the POLICE. adirli, ninge ivella hege gotthaaythu anta :O ? haan? yen naDithide?
Ravi : akka adella aamele heLtheeni. BUT 1 thing.. never make the mistake of calling the police.
Rashmi: Are you mad? This is a suicide attempt case man.
Ravi: Please akka. Listen to me now. Lets speak to Rakshu when she gets senses. She doesnt know me.  and moreover, avaL maryaade prashne idu.
Rashmi : What do you mean man…?
Ravi : Yes akka.. I was trying to catch a glimpse of her through this window. Aaga heege aagthiddu noDde.

Watchman: yenu … goDe yegari bandya oLage? nan whistle yelli .? Blow maaDbeku….
Ravi : ninnajji.. eega peepi oodi yen maaDtheeya…? neenaadru ee vishyaana aache baay biTre magane, neenu peepi oodu usiru STOP maaDbiDtheeni
Rashmi : Yeey Ravi. MaaDodu manehaaL kelsa.. avanige hedaristheeya neenu. !?
Ravi : ManehaaLa.. ? ivaL jeeva uLiyodikke ivatthu , naane kaaraNa…thiLko. ivaaga ee discussion yella beka? avaLige consciousness banta noDoNa baa.
Rashmi : Hmm okie.

Ravi : Akka.. She is moving.. Please neene hogi naDediddella heLu pls. You are a female and she would not doubt much.

Rashmi : Nangyaav karmaano idu. Thu ninna.. hogli thaDi..(to Rakshu) Rakshu avare… Nan hesru Dr.Rashmi. illi noDi
Rakshu: oo shit. yaar neevu.. what is all this?
Rashmi : your life was in danger. I have given some treatment. You are out of danger for the time being. Iam a doctor.
Rakshu : Oh devare.. I dont want to live. (Brokes out Crying). I really dont want to live. Nanna yaake baduksadri and how the hell did you come in? Watchman……….
Rashmi: Relax.. We could save you because of one of your fans, who is also my brother. His name is Ravi.
Rakshu: Now ivanyaaru eega.. Yaaru neevella.. Get out of here. Watchman!!!!.yaake biTTe ivaranna oLage?
Watchman: Neeve phone maaDranthallaama ivarge , neevu suicide maaDkotheeri , bandu bachaav maaDu anta.
Rakshu : ayyo nin buddige. Oh god. I want to DIE (Starts screaming).

Rashmi consoles her and when Rakshu is a bit consoled, Ravi comes and sits next to her.
Ravi : Ree Rakshu, Iam sorry to say that I used to follow you all the time. I used to come and peep through your window to check what you were doing all the time. Haage ivattu maaDovaaga, I saw you Fainting. So I had to do all this. Iam your fan, and I think Its my duty to do atleast this for you. I dont want a bad name for you, that you died by suicide.
Rakshu: How foolish.. Ivaaga nan life yella haLaaythu. Suicide attempt anta andrunu, its a bad name. Naanu saayodakkintha idu innu horrible shikshe nange !
Ravi : Relax Rakshu. I have made sure, that this matter doesnt go out anywhere. Dont worry. Nim Suicide attempt bagge yaav media-gu gotthaagalla nam kaDe inda. If you have any problem, please tell us.
Rakshu: (again with tears in her eyes) : hmmm Thanks to you.
Ravi: thats ok Rakshu.
Watchman comes running : Madam Madam.. nim doctoru, Dr.Shiva-ge call maaDideeni naanu. innondu swalpa hottige barthaaranthamma..
Ravi : WHAT THE F***K!? Ningyaavonappa heLiddu aa Doctorge call maaDakke? illi nammakka kaNalwa ninge DOCTOR thara? hogli..Yenu reason heLilla thaane?
Watchman: Oh.. Ammoru suicide attempt aaythu anta ande ashTe.
Ravi: ASHTE? ASHTE.. ayyo ninna… Neen goTak aadmele dayaviTTu nin brain-na, Mysore ZOO alli iDakke permission koDu thande. Foreigners yella noDi khushi paDli..
(to Rakshu)Rakshu, tell me is that Doctor safe to know this matter?
Rakshu : I feel not Ravi… Oh god.. nan maana maryaade yella hoythu. Nange iro kashTagaLa madhya idu bere. (crying again )
Ravi : Dont worry.. Wait Wait.. Lo watchman.. I have a plan..
Do what i say.. aaytha.. Dont use your brain please, this time. yenu?
Watchman.: hoon sir aaythu.

Whats the interesting plan ? What problems will they face due to these plans.. Look out Episode 8!

Episode 6

Ravi, As you all know is already kind-of, not happy with what he saw (or rather heard,while he was hiding behind windows) at Rakshu’s house.
With that dis-satisfaction, he leaves to Rakshu’s house on 31st day, thinking she has reached bangalore from london trip as he had not seen her for so long now.
He does all his usual circus(escaping from watchman, dealing with SUNNY dog etc) and reaches Rakshu’s window.
Ravi : Oh waaw. Window open aagide Rakshu Roomdu.. So most probably she has returned to bangalore.
He peeps into the room window..
Ravi: Wow.. Rakshu in Red again.. sssh..haa.. good.. errr.. err .err.. wait.. yenappa adu…. but what shit is she doing!!?
He sees Rakshu eating some powder from a packet in large quantity. She starts screaming also to herself.
Ravi : Oh my goodness.. Yentha Time-alli bandnappa naanu.. idu Guarantee Yama-ganDakaala.. ivaLigunu, nangunu. Idu yaavdo Gaanja, brown sugar etc thoristhaaralla FILMalli ade irbeku. yappa yeshTu thintaa idaaLe.. Naanu Kobbri Sakkare puDinu ishTondu tinnallwallapa. ivaLenu HUMANo.. athava…
Suddenly he sees her fainting down on her bed.
Ravi: Oh Shit. This is serious. eega yen guru maaDodu.. swalpa thale oDsu.. illa andre nin rakshu thale damaaru. ee kiTiki kambi oDedu oLage hoglaa?! Hmm.. aamele police station kambi oDiyakke sketch haako kaala bandbiDatthe.. yenappa maaDodu..
Leeeyyy Rakshuuuu yeddeLe ley.. adeno nungbiTTu biddgonDbiTyalla… ivaL bere makeup haakonDe Visha nungidaaLe.. nange ivaL beauty noDadre thaDiyakke aagthilla modale. (some iderea flashes )hmm heeg maaDoNa……… !got it.

He goes back to the watchman sitting outside, with full tension..

Ravi: Yo aNNa watchman.. Quick.. Nim madam nange eegthaane phone maaDidlu. Iam committing suicide anta. Bega GATE thegiyappa.. Modlu yen maaDkonDlu noDbeku!

Watchman: Ohoo. Nimge nam Madamu Phone maaDi suicide maaDkothaara illi. Neevyarree ree? Hingella tharle maaDadre police karibekaagatthe aamele.
Ravi: Inta time-alli aaTa aaDbeDa guru neenu.. bekaadre illinda, olagaDege ondu phone hoDedu noDu… if everything is ok, She will call me inside.. or else no one will recieve the phone. Okna.. Just trust me and checkout urself.
Watchman: Yellinda bartheeri.. aaythu thaDiri. Phone maaDtheeni.
He calls up using intercom to inside phone. No one picks up.
Watchman: (now in serious mood)Sir nim hesrenu sir..?
Ravi : Ree Ravi anta.. yenaaythu phoneu..
Watchman: sir yaaru yetthitthilla sir. Actually intercom, avara bathroom phonesge kooDa connect aagide.
Ravi : Yo Watchman.. yelli hodru ee avaL Bathroomge yaak topic bandu nange tempt aagatthe anta artha aagalla.. Now wil you please open the Gate. We have to rush in!
Watchman: (bit hesitant) But still opens. and both of them rush in.
Ravi : hey watchmanu.. maneli yaaru ilwa?
Watchman: Madam beLigge bandru manege.. Lakkamma innu vapas bandilla.. haLLige hogaythe.
Ravi: haLLigaadru hogli… dilligaadru hogli.. sumnyaakayya yeLeetheeyaaa. sari, let me go to her room

Watchman : (oh ivanige hegappa gottu ivaL room yella)?
Ravi : Rakshu.. Rakshu..
Rakshu is already fainted.. and is out of consiousness.
Ravi calls up his sister,  Dr.Rashmi
Ravi : Akka. aadashTu bega Rakshu manege baa. She is in trouble. You should come very soon. Dont ask me anymore questions now. Just come.
Rashmi hangs up and rushes to her house.
Ravi : Yo watchmanu.. hogi aache ninthko, nammakka barthaaLe karkonDu baa.
Watchman: Nange thumba bhaya aagthide sir. nimmanna bere illivaregu bhayadalli oLage biTbiTideeni..
Ravi : SIR nodi Sir pls hogi sir. jaasthi mathaaDbeDi saar!
Rashmi comes in , within 10 mins.
She checks her up and says

Rashmi: Shit. She is in danger. her life is in danger. Will you be outside for sometime please and Ravi goes out of the room by closing the door.

Ravi : (hmmm..) fully tensed. sweating.

Check episode 7 !

Episode 5

Ravi and Kiran riding back home on their bike…

Kiran: Yeno maga lee.. Aa watchman nange maathra HINDIli bayydu oDisbiTTa, ninge maathra kannada-li mathaaDisda? Mostly avange gotthaagoytho yeno, naanu HINDI and ENGLISHalli weaku antha.

Ravi: Tension aagbeda kano. Ee nan makkLige yella bhaashe baratthe. avan mukha noDadre gotthagalwa avnu kannada-davanu anta. But ee GOORKHA yellaru hindi-li mathaaDthaaralla.. adakke paapa ivandunu LEVELu. yella Software engineersu ENGLISHalli maathaaDi level thorasthaaralla haage. HINDIli mathaaDi ninna doora oDisakke try maaDda. Avan kelsa avanu sariyaage maaDida biDu. But later, avanige naanu hogi confuse maaDadnalla, avaaga avana MOTHER TONGUE aache banthu .. ishTe idar rahasya!

Kiran: Lo, ee story-ge neene HEROkaNo.. yen LOGICoo maga.
Ravi : Nangyaako doubtu.. Swalpa hinde koothko neenu! Neenu heroine aaglilla andre saaku.. lo. heLilwaa.. keLsalwaa? swalpa hinde koothko BIKEalli.. adyaake ashTondu TOUCH maaDthideeya nanna..

Kiran: oh sari sari. Rakshu noDkonDu bandooru Rammuna maretharu anno gaade haage, nanne marithideeyalla neenu ! Nananne registheeya neenu ? huh

Ravi : Lo.. aaythu baarappa… yaavdyaavdakko yaavdyaavdo gaade heLkonDu LEVEL kammi maaDkobeDa neenu!

Kiran: Ravi, mundhe yen maaDtheeya?

Ravi: innenu, dinaanu one hour illi bandu Rakshuna noDkonDu hogtheeni naanu !

Kiran: Oh dinaanu neenu WALL yegaro program iTTideeya ?

Ravi : innenu aakashadinda DIRECTaagi BEDROOMge dhumukla? eega muchkonDu baa.. STORY deviate maaDbeDa! GAP CHUP..

Ravi started doing the same thing everyday from then on. He used to climb the wall and attack SUNNY and then watch for Rakshu from outside. After around 2 weeks, He knew her complete schedule, dialy routines. It used to be like this back home.

Ravi : oh akka, yenu 6pm aaytha, eega Rakshu manelidre thinDi thintirthaaLe. Fruits and Fruit juice 1 glass.

oh eega 7am, eega rakshu gymming maaDthirthaaLe 8amvaregu, eega adanna noDoke hogbeku naanu.

etc etc!

One day outside Rakshu’s room,

Ravi: ooh.. bega baare room-ge bedroomge … kaadiruve naa ninagaagi na Window SEATalli… baare baare…

Rakshu (inside her room, enters the room): hey lakkamma, neenu manege hogu eega. Naanu obbLe irbeeku eega. aaytha. Bega horaDu.
Lakkamma: aaythu ammore.

Ravi: Oh :O . Ideenappa idu ! Shambulinga mahaathme…. maneli iddiddu ondu lakkamma.. aaa aTTilakkammaana aachege aTTbiTTu araamaage obLe yen sketch hakthaaLo noDle beku. Ekaanthavaagiddaaga, naanu oLage hogbiDlaaa ?? hmm beDa beDa.. aamele kera thagoNDu hoDedu, watchman kayyalli DUM annisbiDthaaLe. ille ninthkonDu Scene noDoNa..

(OLage Rakshu has opened her laptop and has started chatting. She is smiling and chatting continiously on her laptop).

Ravi: Oh … Naanu yenaadru maaDi ivaLa email ID catch haakonDu chat maaDbeku ivaL jothe. araamaagi kaaL haakakke yedurige ninthre METERee oDalla annatthe. CHATTING maaDokke METERee beDwalla!

(suddenly he sees a young guy parking his car in front of her house. He runs and enters the house and rings the bell. Rakshu shouts, “Come in.. Its open”. He gets in and comes into her room )

Ravi: Ivanyaavonappa 12th MANu. Eega LATE entry koDthidaane. IvaLu bere yaaru antaanu noDde COME IN anbiTlallaa. NAanu next time ide thara obbLe iddaaga BELL maaDbeku. Nangu COME IN andru anbahudeno. hmm. noDoNa ee 12th MAN yaake entry koTTa ee timealli antha.!!….

(he sees that the guy closes all the windows of her room as he comes.)

Ravi: Shit. kaL nan maga.. window yaake close maaDda? Scene yella close. ishTakku ivanu window yaake close maaDdaa? haan!? Yen secret naDiyatto oLage. Hmm mostly ivanu PRODUCER irbeku. duDDu koDokke bandirbeku secret-aagi!

(suddenly he listens to mischievous voices from inside)

female: Chi.. yeno neenu. sss.. hhaaa!

male : kalli.. neenu idakke kaaythaa iddiddu anta nange gottu. Naachke yaake eega.. ?

etc etc

Ravi gets upset ! : Che ivaLu heega? ee huDuga yaaro yeno. ivan jothe ivaLu yaake heege aaDthidaaLe. ivaLanna cinema-li SATI SAVITHRI thara noDi noDi naanu ivaLu haage ankonDidde. eega gotthaaythu Real life Shakeela ivaLu anta. Thu yappa! Ille iddre AIDS-geeds banbiDatthe… biTToDbeku.

He goes back from there. From that day he almost decreases the frequency of visiting Rakshu’s house. It would be once in a week or something whenever he sees her video on TV and when he wants to see her badly only. He would not tell anything about whatever had happened to anyone including Kiran.

Kiran: Hey maga. NoDo illi Rakshu bombaat haaDu barthide TVli

Ravi : irli biDo. Naanu noDilde iro haaDenalwalla. hmm

Kiran: ivanyaake hingaagodaa ? hmm

Ravi’s reaction would be a bit of reluctant kind of reaction,  for things related to Rakshu. Though Rashmi and Kiran notice it , they wont comment on it.

One day Ravi reads a news on newspaper that “Rakshu leaves to london for 30 day shooting”. So he would stop going to her place for 30 days from that time. In the meantime he misses her so much due to the long gap. On the 31st day he thinks,

Ravi: Naanu ivattu Rakshu manege hoglebeku. May be she has arrived back today to bangalore. I have missed her for quite a lot of time now.

So he makes up his mind and goes near Rakshu’s house……..

MUNDAYTHEEEEEEE  MAJA.. noDi Episode 6….

Episode 4

Ravi has started climbing the huge wall.

Ravi : Aaaw.. oLLE Great wall of china thara kaTTidaaLe manena… ivaLajji.. ooof.. yappa… uushh.. (climbing)

Kiran (shouts) : Maga.. aa kaDe haarbeDa.. mundhe board ide “BEWARE OF SUNNY DOG” antha. so idyaavdo bhayankara naayi saakidaaLe maga.. beDaa…
Ravi: Adakke naanu 2 KGs Naayi biscuit-na wholesale-aagi thogonDu COVERalli iTkonDideeni. neenu tension maaDkobeDa.. Bhaya aadre ille ninthko. Naanu yenaadru maaDi Rakshuna noDkonDe barodu. Raathri yella nidde barthilla nange. ningen gottu … huh.. (continues his adventure to climb)

Kiran : Ivanajji.. ivange avaLanna noDde idre raathri yella nidde baralla.. eega oLage hodaaga aa naayi kacchabaarda jaagadallella kaacchiTbiTre, namgella raathri nidde iralla ashTe.. ayyo.. kapaDappa shambulinga.

(Ravi jumps into the wall.. he listens to dog barking… turns around and sees the DOG running towards him… FULL METER OFF… but suddenly he observes the Dog, it would be a Miniature Dachshund kind of dog.

(See the photo)

Miniature Dachshund

Ravi: Ayyo ishTenaaa… idu SUNNY alla… saNNi … !! ishTu saNNa ide.. oLLe nammaneli iro hegNada thara!

(he grabs the dog in his hand.. and throws in to the kennel and locks it off and puts some naayi biscuit infront of it.)

Ravi: aah.. naayi munDede .. eega bogoLo noDoNa.. innu 1 hour baay muchkonDu ille koothiru…

(he proceeds near the garden, hiding behind the bushes and trying to see if there is anyone around. He goes to each window of the house in the ground floor and checks if he can see anything inside. He finds huge photos of Rakshu inside everywhere from outside the window.

Ravi : Aaahaa. idanne noDthaa ille ninthbiDtheeni.. Watchman ee kaDe yenu guraaysadre HOGE haakbiDthaane nange.. innondu WINDOWge escaaape.. (goes to next window).. after 10 mins..

Aaaw! yen guru idu.. yella kaDe bari ivaL photo thagalhaakidaare… ivaLu ee doDDa maneli yelli thagalhaakonDidaaLo yeno. Hmm.. mostly eegthaane aache-inda shooting mugisi oLage bandlalla… snaana maaDthirbeku.. Bathroom kiTaki yellide anta huDukadre, Rakshu-na best dress and best pose-alli noDbahudu.. (goes in to imaginary mood………….. suddenly…)

che che..CUT IT aamele sex picture aagbiDatthe.. aaw.. avaL room kiTaki huDukoNa saaku. First Floor-alli innu hattu halavaaru room-gaLu thoTadappana CHATRAda thara irohaangide, PIPE hiDkonDu mele hatti SIGHT hoDibeku. thande maadeshaaa. neene gathi..

(Holds the pipe and starts climbing it taking the support of the window panes and sajja. Lands on the first floor balcony. He then peeps into the window attached to the balcony. To his astonishment and surprise he spots Rakshu holding phone in her hand and speaking to someone happily, saying thank you thank you multiple times)

(Ravi swallows some saliva, Not able to withstand the joy and keeps watching her.) : Yappa yen beautynappa. yedarige ee devathena noDi kaNNu thampaaythu. But heart beating yaako sikkapaTTe jaasthi aagirohaagide. irli biDu paravaagilla…

(Suddenly someone calls Rakshu from the house)

Rakshu : hey lakkamma, naanu snaanakke hogtheeni eega. susthaagide. aamele keLage bartheeni.

(lakkamma is her house maid).

Ravi : ooooooooooooooooooooo! snaaana…. ille iddu aa show-nu mugiskonDu hoglaaa.. haan? hmm.. temptingu temptingu…

Rakshu : Lakkamma, haage nam SUNNYgu snaana maaDisbeku. swalpa maaDistheeya eega?

Lakkamma : aaythamma

(ravi overhears this).: ayyppa.. banthallappa kashTakke.. correct time-alli devru kayyi koTTa.. ivaLajji lakkamma aache hogi aa saNNi SUNNYna huDukodroLage naanu adanna kennel-inda biDasbeku. illa andre lakkamma ee newsna BBC-li broadcast maaDisbiDthaaLe.. ESCAAAPE..

(He runs down fast and removes the lock of the kennel and throws the dog out, doooooraa. It starts running towards him to bite him. Ravi runs within that time and jumps over the wall and comes out. Kiran will be still sitting there only biting the nails.)

Ravi : Lo kelsa mugitu baaro Kiran hogoNa.

Kiran: Nijavaaglu noDadyeno avaLanna?

Ravi: Hoon

Kiran: Yen maaDthaa idaaLe maams avaLu. heLo please

Ravi : eega avaLu snaana maaDthaa iddaaaLe.

Kiran: Ayyyyyyyyyo.. avella noDkonDu bandyeno. Urgent-aagi TOILETge hogbeku. IMAGINE maaDkoLLokke aagthilla.. Nanna best friendu, bahuddur ganDu, Rakshu Bathroomge nuggi……………

Ravi : SSSSSH… ninnajji .. naanu heLiddu ivaaga snaana maaDthaa idaaLe. But naanu eega alwilla! avaagle phone-alli mathaaDthiddlu.

Kiran: Che. noDlilwaa neenu ! ! adannu mugiskonDu bandidre nin ganTen hogthittu ?

Ravi : adu doDDa kathe.. Haan alli noDu.. Watchman beeDi sedthaa idaane.. mathaaDiskonDu bartheeni.

Kiran: BeDa guru, LAATI-li hoDitaane.

Ravi(to watchman) : Saaar… Mane thumba chennagide. keLage 5 roomsu. Mele 3 roomsu. YeshTu vishaalavaaagide saar. aamele yella kaDe Rakshu photone haakidaare!

Watchman: Correct Correct.. thumba beautiful-aagide. hmmmm aadre idella ningyaaru heLadru ?
Ravi : ishTu hottu alle idnallaaapa naanu oLage.
Watchman : aaaa! confusion confusion. Naanu ille ideeni, ivanu hege oLage hoda? saaladdakke SUNNY attacking mood-alli ide beLagginda! ? (to ravi): yaar sir neevu?

Ravi : NaaLe bartheenalla aaga heLtheeni.. aramaagi mane kaayi. aaytha.. See you!.. (to kiran) baaro kirana hogoNa.. (to watchman again) Bye guru!

Watchman : (Confused) naaLenu barthaana ? bandu yen maaDthaane :O ? huh ivananna oLage biTre thaane ivanu maaDodu biDodu yella..! hahhaha