Episode 5

Ravi and Kiran riding back home on their bike…

Kiran: Yeno maga lee.. Aa watchman nange maathra HINDIli bayydu oDisbiTTa, ninge maathra kannada-li mathaaDisda? Mostly avange gotthaagoytho yeno, naanu HINDI and ENGLISHalli weaku antha.

Ravi: Tension aagbeda kano. Ee nan makkLige yella bhaashe baratthe. avan mukha noDadre gotthagalwa avnu kannada-davanu anta. But ee GOORKHA yellaru hindi-li mathaaDthaaralla.. adakke paapa ivandunu LEVELu. yella Software engineersu ENGLISHalli maathaaDi level thorasthaaralla haage. HINDIli mathaaDi ninna doora oDisakke try maaDda. Avan kelsa avanu sariyaage maaDida biDu. But later, avanige naanu hogi confuse maaDadnalla, avaaga avana MOTHER TONGUE aache banthu .. ishTe idar rahasya!

Kiran: Lo, ee story-ge neene HEROkaNo.. yen LOGICoo maga.
Ravi : Nangyaako doubtu.. Swalpa hinde koothko neenu! Neenu heroine aaglilla andre saaku.. lo. heLilwaa.. keLsalwaa? swalpa hinde koothko BIKEalli.. adyaake ashTondu TOUCH maaDthideeya nanna..

Kiran: oh sari sari. Rakshu noDkonDu bandooru Rammuna maretharu anno gaade haage, nanne marithideeyalla neenu ! Nananne registheeya neenu ? huh

Ravi : Lo.. aaythu baarappa… yaavdyaavdakko yaavdyaavdo gaade heLkonDu LEVEL kammi maaDkobeDa neenu!

Kiran: Ravi, mundhe yen maaDtheeya?

Ravi: innenu, dinaanu one hour illi bandu Rakshuna noDkonDu hogtheeni naanu !

Kiran: Oh dinaanu neenu WALL yegaro program iTTideeya ?

Ravi : innenu aakashadinda DIRECTaagi BEDROOMge dhumukla? eega muchkonDu baa.. STORY deviate maaDbeDa! GAP CHUP..

Ravi started doing the same thing everyday from then on. He used to climb the wall and attack SUNNY and then watch for Rakshu from outside. After around 2 weeks, He knew her complete schedule, dialy routines. It used to be like this back home.

Ravi : oh akka, yenu 6pm aaytha, eega Rakshu manelidre thinDi thintirthaaLe. Fruits and Fruit juice 1 glass.

oh eega 7am, eega rakshu gymming maaDthirthaaLe 8amvaregu, eega adanna noDoke hogbeku naanu.

etc etc!

One day outside Rakshu’s room,

Ravi: ooh.. bega baare room-ge bedroomge … kaadiruve naa ninagaagi na Window SEATalli… baare baare…

Rakshu (inside her room, enters the room): hey lakkamma, neenu manege hogu eega. Naanu obbLe irbeeku eega. aaytha. Bega horaDu.
Lakkamma: aaythu ammore.

Ravi: Oh :O . Ideenappa idu ! Shambulinga mahaathme…. maneli iddiddu ondu lakkamma.. aaa aTTilakkammaana aachege aTTbiTTu araamaage obLe yen sketch hakthaaLo noDle beku. Ekaanthavaagiddaaga, naanu oLage hogbiDlaaa ?? hmm beDa beDa.. aamele kera thagoNDu hoDedu, watchman kayyalli DUM annisbiDthaaLe. ille ninthkonDu Scene noDoNa..

(OLage Rakshu has opened her laptop and has started chatting. She is smiling and chatting continiously on her laptop).

Ravi: Oh … Naanu yenaadru maaDi ivaLa email ID catch haakonDu chat maaDbeku ivaL jothe. araamaagi kaaL haakakke yedurige ninthre METERee oDalla annatthe. CHATTING maaDokke METERee beDwalla!

(suddenly he sees a young guy parking his car in front of her house. He runs and enters the house and rings the bell. Rakshu shouts, “Come in.. Its open”. He gets in and comes into her room )

Ravi: Ivanyaavonappa 12th MANu. Eega LATE entry koDthidaane. IvaLu bere yaaru antaanu noDde COME IN anbiTlallaa. NAanu next time ide thara obbLe iddaaga BELL maaDbeku. Nangu COME IN andru anbahudeno. hmm. noDoNa ee 12th MAN yaake entry koTTa ee timealli antha.!!….

(he sees that the guy closes all the windows of her room as he comes.)

Ravi: Shit. kaL nan maga.. window yaake close maaDda? Scene yella close. ishTakku ivanu window yaake close maaDdaa? haan!? Yen secret naDiyatto oLage. Hmm mostly ivanu PRODUCER irbeku. duDDu koDokke bandirbeku secret-aagi!

(suddenly he listens to mischievous voices from inside)

female: Chi.. yeno neenu. sss.. hhaaa!

male : kalli.. neenu idakke kaaythaa iddiddu anta nange gottu. Naachke yaake eega.. ?

etc etc

Ravi gets upset ! : Che ivaLu heega? ee huDuga yaaro yeno. ivan jothe ivaLu yaake heege aaDthidaaLe. ivaLanna cinema-li SATI SAVITHRI thara noDi noDi naanu ivaLu haage ankonDidde. eega gotthaaythu Real life Shakeela ivaLu anta. Thu yappa! Ille iddre AIDS-geeds banbiDatthe… biTToDbeku.

He goes back from there. From that day he almost decreases the frequency of visiting Rakshu’s house. It would be once in a week or something whenever he sees her video on TV and when he wants to see her badly only. He would not tell anything about whatever had happened to anyone including Kiran.

Kiran: Hey maga. NoDo illi Rakshu bombaat haaDu barthide TVli

Ravi : irli biDo. Naanu noDilde iro haaDenalwalla. hmm

Kiran: ivanyaake hingaagodaa ? hmm

Ravi’s reaction would be a bit of reluctant kind of reaction,  for things related to Rakshu. Though Rashmi and Kiran notice it , they wont comment on it.

One day Ravi reads a news on newspaper that “Rakshu leaves to london for 30 day shooting”. So he would stop going to her place for 30 days from that time. In the meantime he misses her so much due to the long gap. On the 31st day he thinks,

Ravi: Naanu ivattu Rakshu manege hoglebeku. May be she has arrived back today to bangalore. I have missed her for quite a lot of time now.

So he makes up his mind and goes near Rakshu’s house……..

MUNDAYTHEEEEEEE  MAJA.. noDi Episode 6….

Episode 4

Ravi has started climbing the huge wall.

Ravi : Aaaw.. oLLE Great wall of china thara kaTTidaaLe manena… ivaLajji.. ooof.. yappa… uushh.. (climbing)

Kiran (shouts) : Maga.. aa kaDe haarbeDa.. mundhe board ide “BEWARE OF SUNNY DOG” antha. so idyaavdo bhayankara naayi saakidaaLe maga.. beDaa…
Ravi: Adakke naanu 2 KGs Naayi biscuit-na wholesale-aagi thogonDu COVERalli iTkonDideeni. neenu tension maaDkobeDa.. Bhaya aadre ille ninthko. Naanu yenaadru maaDi Rakshuna noDkonDe barodu. Raathri yella nidde barthilla nange. ningen gottu … huh.. (continues his adventure to climb)

Kiran : Ivanajji.. ivange avaLanna noDde idre raathri yella nidde baralla.. eega oLage hodaaga aa naayi kacchabaarda jaagadallella kaacchiTbiTre, namgella raathri nidde iralla ashTe.. ayyo.. kapaDappa shambulinga.

(Ravi jumps into the wall.. he listens to dog barking… turns around and sees the DOG running towards him… FULL METER OFF… but suddenly he observes the Dog, it would be a Miniature Dachshund kind of dog.

(See the photo)

Miniature Dachshund

Ravi: Ayyo ishTenaaa… idu SUNNY alla… saNNi … !! ishTu saNNa ide.. oLLe nammaneli iro hegNada thara!

(he grabs the dog in his hand.. and throws in to the kennel and locks it off and puts some naayi biscuit infront of it.)

Ravi: aah.. naayi munDede .. eega bogoLo noDoNa.. innu 1 hour baay muchkonDu ille koothiru…

(he proceeds near the garden, hiding behind the bushes and trying to see if there is anyone around. He goes to each window of the house in the ground floor and checks if he can see anything inside. He finds huge photos of Rakshu inside everywhere from outside the window.

Ravi : Aaahaa. idanne noDthaa ille ninthbiDtheeni.. Watchman ee kaDe yenu guraaysadre HOGE haakbiDthaane nange.. innondu WINDOWge escaaape.. (goes to next window).. after 10 mins..

Aaaw! yen guru idu.. yella kaDe bari ivaL photo thagalhaakidaare… ivaLu ee doDDa maneli yelli thagalhaakonDidaaLo yeno. Hmm.. mostly eegthaane aache-inda shooting mugisi oLage bandlalla… snaana maaDthirbeku.. Bathroom kiTaki yellide anta huDukadre, Rakshu-na best dress and best pose-alli noDbahudu.. (goes in to imaginary mood………….. suddenly…)

che che..CUT IT aamele sex picture aagbiDatthe.. aaw.. avaL room kiTaki huDukoNa saaku. First Floor-alli innu hattu halavaaru room-gaLu thoTadappana CHATRAda thara irohaangide, PIPE hiDkonDu mele hatti SIGHT hoDibeku. thande maadeshaaa. neene gathi..

(Holds the pipe and starts climbing it taking the support of the window panes and sajja. Lands on the first floor balcony. He then peeps into the window attached to the balcony. To his astonishment and surprise he spots Rakshu holding phone in her hand and speaking to someone happily, saying thank you thank you multiple times)

(Ravi swallows some saliva, Not able to withstand the joy and keeps watching her.) : Yappa yen beautynappa. yedarige ee devathena noDi kaNNu thampaaythu. But heart beating yaako sikkapaTTe jaasthi aagirohaagide. irli biDu paravaagilla…

(Suddenly someone calls Rakshu from the house)

Rakshu : hey lakkamma, naanu snaanakke hogtheeni eega. susthaagide. aamele keLage bartheeni.

(lakkamma is her house maid).

Ravi : ooooooooooooooooooooo! snaaana…. ille iddu aa show-nu mugiskonDu hoglaaa.. haan? hmm.. temptingu temptingu…

Rakshu : Lakkamma, haage nam SUNNYgu snaana maaDisbeku. swalpa maaDistheeya eega?

Lakkamma : aaythamma

(ravi overhears this).: ayyppa.. banthallappa kashTakke.. correct time-alli devru kayyi koTTa.. ivaLajji lakkamma aache hogi aa saNNi SUNNYna huDukodroLage naanu adanna kennel-inda biDasbeku. illa andre lakkamma ee newsna BBC-li broadcast maaDisbiDthaaLe.. ESCAAAPE..

(He runs down fast and removes the lock of the kennel and throws the dog out, doooooraa. It starts running towards him to bite him. Ravi runs within that time and jumps over the wall and comes out. Kiran will be still sitting there only biting the nails.)

Ravi : Lo kelsa mugitu baaro Kiran hogoNa.

Kiran: Nijavaaglu noDadyeno avaLanna?

Ravi: Hoon

Kiran: Yen maaDthaa idaaLe maams avaLu. heLo please

Ravi : eega avaLu snaana maaDthaa iddaaaLe.

Kiran: Ayyyyyyyyyo.. avella noDkonDu bandyeno. Urgent-aagi TOILETge hogbeku. IMAGINE maaDkoLLokke aagthilla.. Nanna best friendu, bahuddur ganDu, Rakshu Bathroomge nuggi……………

Ravi : SSSSSH… ninnajji .. naanu heLiddu ivaaga snaana maaDthaa idaaLe. But naanu eega alwilla! avaagle phone-alli mathaaDthiddlu.

Kiran: Che. noDlilwaa neenu ! ! adannu mugiskonDu bandidre nin ganTen hogthittu ?

Ravi : adu doDDa kathe.. Haan alli noDu.. Watchman beeDi sedthaa idaane.. mathaaDiskonDu bartheeni.

Kiran: BeDa guru, LAATI-li hoDitaane.

Ravi(to watchman) : Saaar… Mane thumba chennagide. keLage 5 roomsu. Mele 3 roomsu. YeshTu vishaalavaaagide saar. aamele yella kaDe Rakshu photone haakidaare!

Watchman: Correct Correct.. thumba beautiful-aagide. hmmmm aadre idella ningyaaru heLadru ?
Ravi : ishTu hottu alle idnallaaapa naanu oLage.
Watchman : aaaa! confusion confusion. Naanu ille ideeni, ivanu hege oLage hoda? saaladdakke SUNNY attacking mood-alli ide beLagginda! ? (to ravi): yaar sir neevu?

Ravi : NaaLe bartheenalla aaga heLtheeni.. aramaagi mane kaayi. aaytha.. See you!.. (to kiran) baaro kirana hogoNa.. (to watchman again) Bye guru!

Watchman : (Confused) naaLenu barthaana ? bandu yen maaDthaane :O ? huh ivananna oLage biTre thaane ivanu maaDodu biDodu yella..! hahhaha

Episode 3

Trring Trring…
Ravi picks up the phone
Kiran : Maga naano.. lo… nan friend Badrishge heroine Rakshu mane gotthanthe maams.. baaro baaro bega.. avanu aa kaDene hogthidaane,  thoristhaananthe.
Ravi: Houdaa. Are you sure.. eegle bande iru..
Kiran: avar mane hathra hogthideevi. SAriyaagi dress maaDkonDu baa. maneli iro haage bandre, naav Rakshu noDodroLage, beedi naayi yella aTTiskonD bandiratthe.
Ravi : Magaaa…. Nangenu maaDbeku.. yen haakobeku.. yenuuuu artha aagthilla kaNo.. thale yella blank.. BIKE oDsooku mooD-illa.. Rakshu noDtheeni anno khushili..
Kiran: Nan magane.. neenu Rakshuna noDbekaadre ivella maaDbeeku anta anko. Yella maaDkonDu bega bartheeya. Naanu eega shivaajinagara coffee day-li iddeno. 15 mins-alli illige baa neenu ashTe.
Ravi : Bartheenibye. (cuts the phone)
Kiran: Yappa.. hinge sudden-aagi phone Cut maaDadnallaapa ivanu… ivanu ready aago speed noDadre yenoo kaadide annisthillwaa
Badrish: Yen bekaadru kaadirlappa.. Nange ee dubaari hotel-alli dubaari coffee koDisideeya anta Rakshu mane thorastheeni. NoDkonDu nanna biTbiTTu yenenu bekaadru kaayiskoLLi.
Kiran: yen, yenbekaadru kaayiskoLi andre? Naavenu yemme kaaysor haag kaaNtheeve?
Badrish:Aamele yenaadru thondre aadre anta bhaya ashTe.. MOdale namdu RESPECTED FAMILY.
Kiran : BeDwa matthe… POSTMAN vamsha.. magaanu hange, address huDakkoTTidaane.. hahaha
(Suddenly Ravi enters)
Ravi : Hi Kiran, badri
Kiran: Yappa Yappa Yappaaale, naavinnu yeraDu dialogue exchange maaDilla ashTu bega hego bande magne, nim akka yenaadru ninge HAYABUSA thekkoTbiTla, drrr anta bandbiDokke ishTu bega?
Ravi: Lo. baaro hogoNa. Rakshu mane thorso.(and drags badrish towards bike)
Kiran: Ivanige naanu mathaaDthirodu keLasthaane ilwaaaa :O ? yella Rakshu dayee ! Rammmuuu, neene kaapaDamma…..
aaaw.. avaLyaake kapaaDthaaLe… hmm. jaaDsi yegarsi yedege odhithaaLe ashTe..
Ravi : Lo kiranaaa, yeno maaDthideeya alli ninthkonDu? naavibre hogodaa?

Kiran: illaapa naanu bande thaDi..

(Badrish takes them to the huge Bunglow. The house is surrounded by a big garden full of flowers. The house has 2 floors and looks very Royal. yeshTe aadru HEROINE mane alwa )
Badrish: Maam.. ide mane sariyaagi noDkonDu biDu.. matthe thorasbeku andre next time BARISTA-li dubaari TEA koDisbeku neenu.. yenu?
Kiran and Ravi (busy searching for rakshu from outside the compound)…: hey kaNasthaaLa noDo noDo..
Badrish: ivarajji, jollu surasthirodu noDu bari mane noDkonDene.. ayyappa..naanu escape aagoNA.. aamele ivar jothe POLICEu nannu CASE-alli FIT maaDisbiTre kashTa.. Modale nandu RESPECTED FAMILY ee CITYli.
Kiran: Lo neenu swalpa silent-aagi illinda kaLachko. Namge important work ide.
(Badrish says bye and leaves the place on his bike)
Ravi: Maga… avaLu yaav room-alli irabahudo?
Kiran: LO.. thaDiyo swalpa.. first of all avaLu maneli idaaLe noDbeku.. Alli watchman ninthidaane mathaaDistheeni
(goes towards watchman)
kiran: Sir… Goorkha sir.. illi noDi… aa.. Rakshu avaru maneli idaare..
Watchman: abbe.. kaun be thu.. naam bolo ? kyun yaha aaye ho ?
Kiran: Lo Ravi baaro illi.. naanu HINDI and ENGLISHalli WEAK anta ivanige gotthilla ansatthe.. swalpa mathaaDu baaro ivan jothe.

Ravi: Neenu kannaDa-dalle mathaaDsu.. kalili nam makLu.. yaaryaarige yaav yaav bhaashe beko adralle mathaaDsi aaDsi, nam neeyatthe keTTogide illi.

Kiran: (to watchman):aaa Rakshu … inside.. oLage.. idaara? kya kya kya?
Watchman: Jaavo Jaavo yahan se abhi..
(Kiran comes to ravi)
Kiran: Lo yaavdo bhaasheli yeno ugidu oDisbiTTa kaNo
Ravi: adirli alli noDo…
(they see that a car comes and stands infront of the gate.. watchman opens the door.. to their Luck, they see Rakshu inside the car.. the car goes into the house and watchman closes the door).
Kiran: RAAAAAAAKSHUUUUUUUUU kaNo (shouts)..
Ravi: SSSSh… thaDi maga.. kirichkobeDa.. eega she is inside anta gotthaaythalla.. goDe haarbiDoNa…
Kiran: oLage naayi idre?
Ravi: Yenu thondre illa, naayi biscuit mane inda hiDkonDu bandideeni..
Kiran: Lo.. nin kidney-ne kidney.. oLLe hurudiro goDambi ashTu SHARP and CRISP idiyallo…
Ravi: sari baa eega aa kaDe goDE haaroNa..
(they go to jump the wall)

to be continued in episode 4

Episode 2

Scene 2:

Bangalore International Airport aache iro Visitors waiting area.

Kiran: Maga Ravi.. Naanu heLirlilwa.. Airport andre, ivara mukhakke oLage yella shooting maaDalla anta. Ille aache eeche yello maaDthirthaare anta. Neen noDadre hedarisbiTTidde.. Flight oLagaDene shooting maaDthirthaare nammanna biDalla anta.

Ravi: Lo, Nange cinema vishaya gotthiralweno? Illi biDalla anbiTTu ninn manege kaLisbiTTu naanobbane shooting spotge bandu Rakshuna meet maaDoNa anta Sketch haakidde maga. Neen noDadre punter thara nan jothe gooTa hoDediddyalla. So nan plan Failureu.

Kiran : Ayyo paapi. Idea koTTidde naanu. Nange Ticket koDiso theeTena nindu ? Huh. sari sari.. saaku baa.
(They see a group of people standing.)

Kiran: Maga noDo alli jana.
Ravi : Superro. yaavdo Song sequence thara ide. So sakkath maja baratthe. Nam Rakshu Hot Hot Dressalli Dance maaDodanna noDbahudeno…

Kiran: avaLu ee film heroine kaNamma. Item song dancer alla.

Ravi : Hayyo hogolo.. eega yella Heroinese jaasthi expose maaDodu. avare Item songs maaDodu. avare bedroom songsu maaDodu.

Kiran : yappa sari bega baa.

(They come and stand along with the mob.)

Kiran : Ree saar, Heroine yellri?

Shooting worker: Makeup mugithu barthidaare. Daari biDri.. Daari biDri alli. aDDa ninthideeralla.

Ravi Turns back and to his shocking surprise, he sees Rakshu in front of him, Just right in front of him.

Rakshu : Excuse me. Swala jaaga biDtheera.

Ravi : (keeps looking at her like an idle rock)

Rakshu : Sir, nimge sir. Swalpa jaaga koDi.

Ravi : aah. ya ya. thogoLi. yeshTu beKu ?

Rakshu : Yenu ?

Ravi : (full tension aagbiTTiratthe avaLanna noDi). aah . yen yenu ? yeno beku andralla.? Nannindaana ? yen heLi?

Rakshu : Ree, swalpa jaaga koDri oLage hogtheeni ande.

Ravi : Oh jaagana. thogoLi.

Rakshu: abba thank you.

Ravi : Neevu Rakshu alwa.?

Rakshu : yaake? Rammu thara kaaNisthideena nim kaNNige? ?

Ravi : ab.. aduu.. haagalla. yen keLbeku gotthaglilla.. adakke haaganbiTTe. Nim hesarenu? che .. all thu.. Nan hesarenu ? che che adu alla.. I mean, Nan hesaru Ravi anta. Naanu nim Fan. Nimmanna noDokke Bangalore South-inda Airportvaregu bandideeni.

Rakshu: haha. thanks kanree. so sweet of you. and you are so funny too. Lets meet later, Shot-ge time aaythu.

Ravi : Naanu nim cinema yella noDideeni madam.

Rakshu: MaaDirode 5 cinema alwenri naanu ?

Ravi : Yes maDam.. But yella 5 times noDideeni.

Rakshu: AshTenaa?

Ravi manasalli – Saakaaglilwaa ivaLge? Hmm.. sari).. alla.. ondondannu 10 times noDideeni naanu.

Rakshu: Matthe eegthaane 5 times noDideeni andri.

Ravi : hmm adu… adu.. Adu 5 times nam friends jothe. Rest of the 5 times with my sister.

Rakshu : Oh houda sari. heLadnalla . Shot ide, dialogues ready aagbeku. bye.

Ravi : Ok Byeee.

Rakshu leaves the place.. He keeps on seeing her, until she enters a room.

Kiran: kaL nan magane.. adeen suttutaaidyoo REELna yappa. Nange mathaaDsokke Chancee koDlilwallo..

Ravi (full avaL nenapalle mayyi marethirthaane): Yaar avLa ?

Kiran: alla Neenu ! aadre naananthu Body structure noDkonDu enjoy maaDthidde.

Ravi : yaar nannada ?

Kiran : Thu nindalwo. avaLdu. yen Sizeu.. Yen figureu.. wah wah… (haage maathaaDkonDu they exit the scene)

Back Home the same day!

Ravi full in Rakshu’s dhyaana only) Lo maams. Nange avaLna matthe noDbeku annisthideeyo…

Kiran : Rakshuna? nin hathra idiyalla avaL movie DVD.. play maaDko.

Ravi: Che.. alla kano. Nan jothe avaL maathaaDthidre nange yen jum anthitttu gottha.. avaLa style yenu. avaL hinde adeshTu jana huDugaru.. avaLu nanne mathaaDsadlalloo… Naanu ashTu chennagideena ?

Kiran: hahaha. yen raaja neeenu? neeneno aDDa ninthidde baagalge adakke avaL ninna maathra maathaaDsadlu ashTe..

Ravi : Oh ashTenaa? Hey sisya.. avaLdenu enjoyment alwa. yavaaglu centre of attraction, So beautiful bere. kayyi thumba duDDu.

Kiran : Hoon kano. Neenu bega Hero aagbiDu… Avaaga nin jothe naanu yella heroinesnu mathaaDistheeni.

Ravi: Hoon sisyaa. bega Hero aagbiDbeku naanunu. AAgbiDbeku.

(Rashmi enters the room to pickup something from there)

Kiran: Maga , Naanu Right heLtheeno.. Snaana maaDideeni already beLigge.. Nim akka matthe maaDisthaaLe aamele ille ugiri mokke maaDi maaDi. Bye

Ravi : Hey iro lo … wait dude….

Kiran : (Escapes)

Episode 1

SCENE 1 :

SUN RISES.. ITS MORNING.. ondu stylish good HOUSE.. adralli TOP floor-alli, someone sleeping still with RUG on his face!

Ravi already EAST-alli RISE aagbiTTidda.. But nam RAVI innu BEDalli becchage gorke hoDithidda. Sudden-aagi Alarm hoDkoLLoke Shuru aaythu. It was 7am.

Ravi (BED-alli malkoNde..) aaaaay.. thu. Yaav kantri nan maga ee Alarm iTTiddu ee TIMEge. (anta OFF maaDthaane.)
Pakkadalle ninthidlu avana akka Rashmi: Ley.. Neene kaNo.. nenne raathri set maaDadyallo.

Ravi: aah! houdalwaaaa.. (mayyi muritaa yedda). Naanu 7amge alarm yaake iTTidde antaane jnaapka bartillwalle.

Rashmi: Ivattu Sunday kaNo ley. Nin favourite programgaLu saalu saalaagi 7am-inda TVli barathalla noDhogu.

Ravi : Oh shit.. ya ya.. (he runs to the living room)

Rashmi : Ravi hallujjo, coffee koDtheeni

Ravi : Ley nan favourite star Rakshu ivattu Yoga program naDeskoDthaaLe kaNe. adanna PRIVATEaagi noDi mugisadmele bartheeni. eega coffee-ge yenu urgentu dear sister….  bande iru…

Rashmi : ayyo shuruvaaythu. aa dummi yoga maaDadre ivangenu majaanopa.. ee huDagranna arthaane maadkoLLoke aagalla.

Ravi starts watching Rakshu on TV doing yoga. Full enjoy maaDthirthaane. Madhyadalle phone baratthe.

Kiran: Hello maga

Ravi : hey kiran , heLo maga.. bega manege baaro ibbru oTTige noDoNa rakshu-naaa

Kiran : Lo.. naanu nim mane baaglalle ninthideeni.. Calling bell maaDadre nim akka bandu baaglu thegedbiTTu mukhad thumba ugithaaLe. Jollu surasbekaagiro TIME-alli Jollalle Abhishekaaa aagodu beDa anta ninge phone maaDde.. Metthage bandu baaglu open maaDolo. aagle 5 mins miss aagide.

Ravi : Haan sari.. !

(opens the door.. Kiran gets in..)
Kiran : Lo maga.. ivattu yaav baTTe haakoNDidaaLo nam Rakshu

Ravi : Maga ivattu Rakshu Red Hot. alli noDo aa dress-alli hege yoga maaDthidaaLe.. wow. ssss. haa!

(Ibbru Enjoy maaDthaare.. Program mugiyatthe)

Kiran : Haan super program alwa maga. Toiletge hogbartheeni

Ravi : Lo thaDiyo yeddaaglinda naanu thaDkonDu koothideeni illi.. neenu bekaadre FirstFloor-alli iro Rest Roomalli Settle aagu.

Kiran: (Runs to first floor… alle Rashmi baTTe IRON maaDthirthaaLe..)

Rashmi: Ley Ley iroo yaak hange oDthideeya. Yavaaga bande neenu ? :O

Kiran : Hi Rashmi.. Naanu eegthaane barthideeni kaNe.. Sathyavaaglu naanu Rakshu program noDokke barle illaaapa… Promise.. Eega swalpa biDu.. Urgent aagide, TOILET kaali ide.. thaDkoLLoke aagthilla.. FLUSH out maaDbeku..

Rashmi : Ninge idannella nim manele mugiskonDu barakke aagalweno. Shudda tharle. Yen friendso nam Ravi-ge.

(Kiran runs inside and locks the restroom.. after 3 mins aache barthaane.. he gets down the stairs back to ground floor. he sees that Rashmi is scolding Ravi.)

Rashmi: Neenu obba Software engineeru. hinge LOCALaagi aaDoda. Swalpa sense iDo maaDo kelsadalli. Sumne ee kathe kavana bariyodu, stars meet maaDtheeni anta hogodu yella biTbiDu. ideenu hucchuthana nindu. kelsada mele gamana koDu innu swalpa.

Ravi : Aaythaaythu. Shuru aadre nillalla nindu.

Kiran : Akka.. Wait a min. Nam Ravi multi-talentedu. He can do all this things together.  and ivattu naavu Rakshu, the heart-throb star of karnataka-na meet maaDakke hogthideevi. Shooting spot-na yeneno maaDi kanDu hiDidideevi naavu. Bangalore Interntational Airport antha. So we are going there.

Rashmi: Thale gile keTTideeya nimgella ? haan? you are going to drive 40 kms to see that actress is it? Agreed she is good looking and all that… So what difference does it make for you? neev avaLanna noDadre, avaLu ondu Hi heLbahudu. ondu autograph koDbahudu? yen sigatthe nimge adakkinta? yaake arthaane maaDkoLLolwo neevu. Sumne Petrol Wasteu. Nim software company yenaadru allowance koDattha idakkunu?

Ravi : Akka .. listen listen.. naavu swalpa famous aagbeku andre heegella irbeku.. ningella idu artha aagalla. sumne GAP CHUP. naanu snaanakke hogtheeni.. Heege yenaadru hodre naanu spotge, nan vaasinege, yoga maaDo Rakshu-ge Roga banbiDatthe.

Rashmi : ayyo paapa.. avaLeno nin jothe DATING barohaage mathaaDtheeyallaapa.

Ravi : ssss. haa! sumne aase huTTisbeDa akkaaa neenu.. heehee.. Sari eega disturb maadbeDa .. hoRaDbeku.. ivattu naanu CAR thogonDu hogtheeni. Neenu yelladru hogbekaadru 2 wheeler thogonDu naDi

Rashmi : sadhya 2 wheeler aadru uLisadyalla nange. aa rakshuna noDokke ivanu CARalle bere hogbeka. paramaathma!

Star Gallery

DISCLAIMER : THIS SERIAL IS COMPLETELY A FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A PERSON, LIVING OR DEAD is PURELY CO-INCIDENTAL !

World is full of celebrities. It is the common men/women, who made another common man/woman as a celebrity in a society. Still, the celebrities are not easily reachable by the same common man. The common man sees the Celebrity House as something special, as a Star Gallery. It looks beautiful for him and at the same time he assumes its not reachable to him (in the sense, he cant easily get to speak to them). He envies people who are their friends.
But is it really so beautiful? How do the celebrities see the common man after they are celebrities? What happens when a common man who is always behind fame, gets in touch with such a star gallery?

A enjoyable thrilling story with a lot of “Take-aways” for the readers follows…..

More episodes coming soon !

Episode 13: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/episode-13/

Episode 12: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/episode-12/

Episode11: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/episode-11/
Episode10: http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/episode-10/
Episode 9 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/26/episode-9/
Episode 8 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/24/episode-8/
Episode 7 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/23/episode-7/
Episode 6 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/12/23/episode-6/
Episode 5 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/episode-5/
Episode 4 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/09/episode-4/
Episode 3 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/08/episode-3/
Episode 2 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/05/episode-2/
Episode 1 : http://stargallery.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/episode-1/