Episode 4

Ravi has started climbing the huge wall.

Ravi : Aaaw.. oLLE Great wall of china thara kaTTidaaLe manena… ivaLajji.. ooof.. yappa… uushh.. (climbing)

Kiran (shouts) : Maga.. aa kaDe haarbeDa.. mundhe board ide “BEWARE OF SUNNY DOG” antha. so idyaavdo bhayankara naayi saakidaaLe maga.. beDaa…
Ravi: Adakke naanu 2 KGs Naayi biscuit-na wholesale-aagi thogonDu COVERalli iTkonDideeni. neenu tension maaDkobeDa.. Bhaya aadre ille ninthko. Naanu yenaadru maaDi Rakshuna noDkonDe barodu. Raathri yella nidde barthilla nange. ningen gottu … huh.. (continues his adventure to climb)

Kiran : Ivanajji.. ivange avaLanna noDde idre raathri yella nidde baralla.. eega oLage hodaaga aa naayi kacchabaarda jaagadallella kaacchiTbiTre, namgella raathri nidde iralla ashTe.. ayyo.. kapaDappa shambulinga.

(Ravi jumps into the wall.. he listens to dog barking… turns around and sees the DOG running towards him… FULL METER OFF… but suddenly he observes the Dog, it would be a Miniature Dachshund kind of dog.

(See the photo)

Miniature Dachshund

Ravi: Ayyo ishTenaaa… idu SUNNY alla… saNNi … !! ishTu saNNa ide.. oLLe nammaneli iro hegNada thara!

(he grabs the dog in his hand.. and throws in to the kennel and locks it off and puts some naayi biscuit infront of it.)

Ravi: aah.. naayi munDede .. eega bogoLo noDoNa.. innu 1 hour baay muchkonDu ille koothiru…

(he proceeds near the garden, hiding behind the bushes and trying to see if there is anyone around. He goes to each window of the house in the ground floor and checks if he can see anything inside. He finds huge photos of Rakshu inside everywhere from outside the window.

Ravi : Aaahaa. idanne noDthaa ille ninthbiDtheeni.. Watchman ee kaDe yenu guraaysadre HOGE haakbiDthaane nange.. innondu WINDOWge escaaape.. (goes to next window).. after 10 mins..

Aaaw! yen guru idu.. yella kaDe bari ivaL photo thagalhaakidaare… ivaLu ee doDDa maneli yelli thagalhaakonDidaaLo yeno. Hmm.. mostly eegthaane aache-inda shooting mugisi oLage bandlalla… snaana maaDthirbeku.. Bathroom kiTaki yellide anta huDukadre, Rakshu-na best dress and best pose-alli noDbahudu.. (goes in to imaginary mood………….. suddenly…)

che che..CUT IT aamele sex picture aagbiDatthe.. aaw.. avaL room kiTaki huDukoNa saaku. First Floor-alli innu hattu halavaaru room-gaLu thoTadappana CHATRAda thara irohaangide, PIPE hiDkonDu mele hatti SIGHT hoDibeku. thande maadeshaaa. neene gathi..

(Holds the pipe and starts climbing it taking the support of the window panes and sajja. Lands on the first floor balcony. He then peeps into the window attached to the balcony. To his astonishment and surprise he spots Rakshu holding phone in her hand and speaking to someone happily, saying thank you thank you multiple times)

(Ravi swallows some saliva, Not able to withstand the joy and keeps watching her.) : Yappa yen beautynappa. yedarige ee devathena noDi kaNNu thampaaythu. But heart beating yaako sikkapaTTe jaasthi aagirohaagide. irli biDu paravaagilla…

(Suddenly someone calls Rakshu from the house)

Rakshu : hey lakkamma, naanu snaanakke hogtheeni eega. susthaagide. aamele keLage bartheeni.

(lakkamma is her house maid).

Ravi : ooooooooooooooooooooo! snaaana…. ille iddu aa show-nu mugiskonDu hoglaaa.. haan? hmm.. temptingu temptingu…

Rakshu : Lakkamma, haage nam SUNNYgu snaana maaDisbeku. swalpa maaDistheeya eega?

Lakkamma : aaythamma

(ravi overhears this).: ayyppa.. banthallappa kashTakke.. correct time-alli devru kayyi koTTa.. ivaLajji lakkamma aache hogi aa saNNi SUNNYna huDukodroLage naanu adanna kennel-inda biDasbeku. illa andre lakkamma ee newsna BBC-li broadcast maaDisbiDthaaLe.. ESCAAAPE..

(He runs down fast and removes the lock of the kennel and throws the dog out, doooooraa. It starts running towards him to bite him. Ravi runs within that time and jumps over the wall and comes out. Kiran will be still sitting there only biting the nails.)

Ravi : Lo kelsa mugitu baaro Kiran hogoNa.

Kiran: Nijavaaglu noDadyeno avaLanna?

Ravi: Hoon

Kiran: Yen maaDthaa idaaLe maams avaLu. heLo please

Ravi : eega avaLu snaana maaDthaa iddaaaLe.

Kiran: Ayyyyyyyyyo.. avella noDkonDu bandyeno. Urgent-aagi TOILETge hogbeku. IMAGINE maaDkoLLokke aagthilla.. Nanna best friendu, bahuddur ganDu, Rakshu Bathroomge nuggi……………

Ravi : SSSSSH… ninnajji .. naanu heLiddu ivaaga snaana maaDthaa idaaLe. But naanu eega alwilla! avaagle phone-alli mathaaDthiddlu.

Kiran: Che. noDlilwaa neenu ! ! adannu mugiskonDu bandidre nin ganTen hogthittu ?

Ravi : adu doDDa kathe.. Haan alli noDu.. Watchman beeDi sedthaa idaane.. mathaaDiskonDu bartheeni.

Kiran: BeDa guru, LAATI-li hoDitaane.

Ravi(to watchman) : Saaar… Mane thumba chennagide. keLage 5 roomsu. Mele 3 roomsu. YeshTu vishaalavaaagide saar. aamele yella kaDe Rakshu photone haakidaare!

Watchman: Correct Correct.. thumba beautiful-aagide. hmmmm aadre idella ningyaaru heLadru ?
Ravi : ishTu hottu alle idnallaaapa naanu oLage.
Watchman : aaaa! confusion confusion. Naanu ille ideeni, ivanu hege oLage hoda? saaladdakke SUNNY attacking mood-alli ide beLagginda! ? (to ravi): yaar sir neevu?

Ravi : NaaLe bartheenalla aaga heLtheeni.. aramaagi mane kaayi. aaytha.. See you!.. (to kiran) baaro kirana hogoNa.. (to watchman again) Bye guru!

Watchman : (Confused) naaLenu barthaana ? bandu yen maaDthaane :O ? huh ivananna oLage biTre thaane ivanu maaDodu biDodu yella..! hahhaha