Episode 9

Ravi : Yeno aaythu..  bega heLu.. jeeva modale tension inda susthaagide.. Neenu tension koTTu anyaayavaagi kole aagbeDa nan kayyalli. fast fast
Watchman: Yella hoythu… Aa Doctor-inda.
Ravi : Nangottu.. Nan maga Doctoru… hogi PRESSge vishya oodidaana?
Watchman: illa sir.. adella maaDilla. But avanu ….
Ravi : Adakkinta innenu maaDakke aagatthe avange?
Watchman: Nange “mental nan maga” hoDeda andiddakke, avan mele police complaint koDoNa.. I will go and inform the police anta hoda.
Ravi: WHAT!!? oh shit.. problem mele problem.. Neenu heLbekittu… No Need anta..
Watchman: HeLde sir. Ivella madam-ge gotthaadre kashTa. Idella beDa.. sumne news yaake anta. Police yella beDa ande. adakke aa doctoru, neenu raktha baro haage hoDeskonDrunu, policege complaint koDalwa anta bayydbiTTu avane policege inform maaDakke hoda!
Ravi: Thuttherikeee.. Naanillle,  Real hero irovaaga.. avanoLLe DUPE Hero thara hogidaana police stationge?!…  iDLY thinkonDu jeevana maaDorella, nandelli iDli? annohaage aagide kaala!
Hmmm ..eegen maaDoduuuu?
(Ravi thinks for a while)
Ravi: haan. heege maaDu.. When the police asks you how he was, Explain exactly how I look to you. Aaytha.. Just tell them that, even though he wore monkey cap,naanu easy-aagi identify maaDtheeni avananna anta. and nanna varNane maaDu Police-ge.
Watchman: Ayyo aamele police nimmanne hiDkonDu hogthaare ashTe
Ravi: alle irodu sir brain-ge kelsaa.. police-ge nan mele doubtu baralla.. yaake andre i will be with you. Naanu, nin friendu anta heLko. I will be with you when you give the complaint. Neenu hege heLbeku policege andre, avanu nan tharaane idaane.. but naanalla anno haage. Policeu infinte Loop-alli ee person huDuki huDuki susthaagi maneli malkothare. sarina?
Watchman: Wah Wah… Nim brainuuu….
Ravi : Brain alla sir.. Kidney.. Kidney…. ! hurudiro goDambi ashTu sharpu ! heLidnalla
Watchman: houdu houdu… tasty goDambi !
Ravi : Thu ninna.. Tasty ante.. aamele baay haakbeDa..! ,, hmm ee time-alli nan friend Kiran Nan jothe irodu oLLedu.
Ravi calls up Kiran on phone. Kiran comes to place in just sometime.
Kiran : Yeno maga.. inta story-ge hero aagidya neenu! gaaDi drive maaDovaagella nanganthu bari ide yochane. Maga, nangyaako bhaya aagide.
Ravi: Ayyo pedd-nan-magane.. ishTella aadmelunu, “YAAKO” bhaya aagide antyalla… ashTu gotthaagalwa yaake anta!
Kiran: Hoon gotthagatthe.. maathige ande ashTe.. haha. Maga ondu request.. Rakshu-na meet maaDsu maga nangunu. eega neenu friend alwa.
Ravi : Modlu CASE solve aagli, aamele bari meet yaake, bere yen bekaadru maaDuvanthe … i mean, avaLu biTre
Kiran : sumne tempt maaDbeDa maga.
Ravi : Yo silent.shhshh.. Police is coming.. Yo watchmanuu.. plan yella jnaapka ide thaane?
Watchman : Hoon sir.. neevu nan friendu eega. correctaa?
Ravi : correct correct.
Police Arrives in jeep with even Dr.Shiva.
Inspector: Neeve yenri watchmanu? Ivarella yaaru ?
Watchman: sir ivaru nan friendsu.. Nange yeTaaythu anta illi noDoke bandidaare ashTe.
Inspector: Maneli yaaridaare?
Watchman: Sadyakke yaarilla sir.
Inspector: Hmm yen naDithu swalpa statement koDtheera?
Watchman explains about how a mental-nan-maga came and attacked him and threatened to tell him that Rakshu is committing suicide to doctor through phone. He also explains how he was to look at. He says all features of Ravi only as suggested by Ravi, properly.
Inspector: Ree nim hesru yenandri
Ravi : Yenu andilla sir innunu. Naan Ravi Sir.
Inspector : Haan.Swalpa Witness signature haakri. Nim friend thaane ivaru.
Ravi : Sure sir.. haaktheeni.. (signs on the document)
Inspector: Aaythu naanu bartheeni. Innu Yenaadru idre police stationge call koDi.
Ravi,Watchman: Thank you inspector.
Inspector, Doctor vacate the scene.

Suddenly a Car is parked in front of the house!
Ravi : Next yaarappa ?banni… Obbabbrannu ondondu thara samadhaana maaDodralli yedeli usire battuhogatthe ansatthe.!
Watchman: Sir ivarella press ansatthe sir!
Ravi : Adu hegayya heLtheeya?
Watchman: Sir illi thumba varsadinda ideeni kelsakke. Yaar pressu..Yaar relativesu anta chennagi gottaagatthe nange.
Ravi : Ayyo ivarella hegappa bandru eega?!?!! PRESS nan makklu bhayankara Dangeru.. ilde irodella keLthaare.
Press person1: Sir naanu Vijaya Karnataka paper-inda barthideeni.
Ravi : oh hello.. yen vishya ? Nanna interview maaDtheera? haha
Press Person1: Illa sir… please namge madam suicide bagge heLi.
Ravi : yo.. avaryaake suicide maaDkobeku?ee watchman-na hedrisi yaaro heLsiddu ivana kayyalli.
Press Person1: Haan.. Ade sir.. Ade.. Adanne swalpa explain maaDi sir, barkotheevi.
Ravi: Haage keLi heLtheeni.. But nim paper-alli hogi RAKSHU SUICIDE ATTEMPT anta headlines haaki oLage nija baribeDi. Nim paper yeno sale aagatthe. Aadre Rakshu nemmadi haLaagatthe. So, Headlinesallunu swalpa nija bariree..
Press Person1: Sir bega yen naDithu anta heLi sir.. Bere Press reporters yella barthidaare.. avarigintha munche naanu cover maaDbeku idanna!
Ravi : Idenu India Pakistan War developmentaa.. IshTondu excited aagi kaaNtheera? Adu bere,.. bere PRESS yella barthidaare andralla! yellaargu gothaagoytha idu!hmm ayyo shivane.. yellru barli.. oTTige vadartheevi yen naDeethu anta. obbarigu rewind maaDi maaDi PLAY maaDodroLage, nan REEL corrupt aagogatthe.

Press person1: Haan? Reela ?

Ravi : alla alla.. haan… haage comedy-ge heLde… nagri swalpa.. HA HA HA..

Press Person1: ok sir. HA HA HA.
Soon lot of press reporters come. Ravi and Watchman explains how  some mental fellow came and hit the watchman and all that story to the press. Finally one of the reporters say,
Press: Sir. Idella neevu kaTTiro kathe. Madam nijavaaglu suicide maaDkonDidaare anta naanu heLtheeni! Neevenu heLtheera?
Ravi : houda? haagadrea avara thithige neevella tappade banbiDi anta heLtheeni! ayyo nimma… thu! madam illi ilve illa.. LONDONalli yaavdo amusement RIDEalli koothkonDu maja maaDthidaare. bekaadre neevu avara producer-ge call maaDi keLkoLi! illi neevella bandu nange hinge keLadre yen heLali.. illi yaav suicideu aagilla, yenu illa. sumne hograppa yella. Naanu manege hogbeku. Nam akkana hathra maneli maanjagaLive nange.
Press: Yenu ? nim akkaana? idara bagge swalpa heLi
Ravi : Ayyo nimma.. thu…! yen sikkadre adara bagge heLi heLi antheeralree. adella nan personal problemu. adannella baradre nim paper direct-aagi BONDA angaDige hogatthe ashTe.
ok naanu hogtheeni eega…
Later the press also disperse.
Ravi comes back)abba.. yella peeDegaLu tholagthu ankotheeni. oo Watchmanu…. neenu ille iru. Naanu oLage hogi, Rakshu-na meet maaDi, Kiran-gu meet maaDsi, horaDtheeni. Next time naanu oLage bartheeni andaaga GATE neene open maaDbeku. No more goDe haaringu! Lo kirana.. baaramma.. thorastheeni ninge Rakshuna..
Watchman: sir ondu doubtu
Ravi : yenadu?
Watchman: Neevu goDe hege haari hodri ? SUNNY ille itthalla.
Ravi : adakku answer nin hatraane irbekalla haha
Watchman: ade nim Kidney idiyalla…adu..
Ravi : correct correct.. huridiro goDambiginta sharpu…

Ravi enters Rakshu’s Room. There is another shock waiting for him!
Rakshu is holding a Pistol in her Hand.
Kiran(shouts):Ayyo matthe suicideu matthe suicideu….  :O

Whats this now!! Dont worry.. episode 10 is comin soon

Episode 8

Ravi : Rakshu.. I have a plan eega.. I hope you just listen to me.. Ok?
Rakshu :  ok
Ravi : Is there any proof for you being at home now ?
Rakshu : Haan? yaake? My shooting team knows Iam back and they are still there for 1 more week.
Ravi : Oh houda.. adirli.. tell me, is there any obvious proof for you being at home right now?
Rakshu: Hmm nothing .. acche inda yella ade thara iratthe. My car will always be parked there only.. Naanu London-ge hogirovaaglu.
Ravi : Ok. Now you just shift to some other room from here for now. Mikkiddella naanu noDkotheeni. Call someone in the sets of shooting at London and speak to them as if your flight is after 3 days and you are still there for some sightseeing or something like that.. yenu? aayta?
Rakshu : oh bhaya aagatthe.. act maaDbeka naanu?
Ravi : ayyo Ninge suLLu heLodu heLkoDbeka? hmm
Rakshu : Grr. what do you mean?
Ravi : Err.. haagandre.. neenu ACTINGalli excellent alwa. ninge ACTING maaDodu heLkoDbekaa annakke heege heLde. Please call them up right now from your private number.
Rakshu calls up someone in the set and speaks to them as if she is in London itself. She hangs up the phone after a while.
Ravi: haan.. aaytha.. eega just SWITCH OFF your phone and innondu roomge POTAAgu heLtheeni…
Rakshu: Potaagoda?
Ravi : I mean.. escape aagu
Rakshu : Escape inside my house only?
Ravi : Ayyo.. oDhogamma neenu bega. mathaaDbeDa
Rakshu : yenu? hmm ok ok hogtheeni
Ravi: good.! (to watchman) : lo watchmanu.. illi baa….
Watchman: yes sir.. heLi sir.
Ravi : (SLAPS him thrice forcefully)
Rashmi : Yeno maaDthideeya Ravi. Sumniro.!
Ravi: idu ivanu tappu maaDiddakke shikshe,.. as well as, Rakshu escape aagakke daari. (to watchman) nodu.. aa Doctor bandaaga avananna aachene taDedu heLu, yaavono mental bandu nanna raktha baro haage hoDedu, nimge phone maaDi, Rakshu Suicide maaDkothidaaLe anta heLu anda. Chaaku hiDkonDidda kayyalli.. Monkey nan maga.. Monkey CAP bere haakonDidda mukakke.. etc! adakke haage maaDde sir. Innu Rakshu London-ge hodoru bandilla. Maneli bere yaaru illa anta Reel biDu. Naanu , Rashmi eega illinda kambi kitththeevi. Ok na? Artha aaytha?.
Watchman: Sir.. yen IDEA sir….
Ravi : nan friend kiran already heLidaane.. hurudiro goDambi ashTu sharp and crisp nanna kidney anta.
Watchman: Kidney naa? :scratch: :scratch:?
Ravi : Sari.. kerkobeDa.. modale gaaya aagide naanu ninage hoDedu.. ee yeTu koTTiddu aa mental nan maga anta heLu. yenu?
Watchman: Yaav Mentalu sir…?

Ravi : yegarsi oddre eega jnaapka baratthe ninge!

Watchman: Ok sir… ok sir.. jnaapka bantu.. confuse aagbiTTittu!
Ravi : Rakshu… Hey Rakshu… Iam leaving this place with my sister.. you be in the other room. Aa Doctor bandu hodamele, i will come back. (to watchman) hey aa Doctor innenu kithaapathi maaDilwa anta intelligentaagi keLko.. yenu…? Ok na…

hmmmmmm ! thaDi thaDi.. yenu intelligence upayogisbeDa aamele… sumne haage keLu .. doctorge..”sir neevu ee vishya inyaargu heLilla thaane.. sumne suddi aagatthe aamele” anta. yenu…? okna?
Watchman and Rakshu : Ok ok
Ravi : Rakshu… obbLe irtheeni anta, matthe Suicide yella beDa eega… naanu illi irtheeni yavaaglu!
Rakshu : Haan? illa ? you said you will go out now!
Ravi : hoon.. aadre naanu heLiddu, nin HEART bagge. i will be always in your heart! (he winks )
Rakshu (smiles)..
Ravi Leaves from there…..
In just sometime, ENTERS, Dr.Shiva’s Benz car.
Ravi (alle pakkadalli, hiding behind bushes): Party sari illa andlilla Rakshu.. alli noDu yeno bhayankara kithaapathi maaDi Benz car konDkonDbiTTidaane Doctoru. Yaavonige operation maaDadno yeno!
He sees Watchman and Doctor conversing for long time.
Ravi : yappa ivarajji.. yen mathaaDthaa idaaro.. ibbru dabba nan makkLu.. ivanu Ravi anno hesaru yetthgitthbiTre Plan yella haLaagi, adarinda aago gaaya yella HEALaagi, mariyodroLage varshagaLE kaLidarthve saalaagi! ayyappa.. imagine maaDakke bhaya… !(haage metthage,with frustration)LO watchman.. kolalli nalku biTTu kaLsappa aa DOCTORge.. saaku avandu puraaNa ! thu.. Lord Shiva katthige Haavu haakoLohaage.. Sthethescope-na Dr.Shiva katthige neethhaakonDu Road-alli pose koDthidaane!
HoTTe noDu nan magange… ivanu Delivery maaDso doctoro athava.. Delivery-ge ready aagiro DOCTORee irbeku..

yene idru ishTondyaakappa ivar maathu.. Avan henDathi DIVORCE koTTiro kathe keLthidaana ee watchmaanu? ivanu yenaadru aa Lakkammana kathe kuyythidaana aa Doctorge?

After 5 mins, Conversation is over.. Dr.Shiva is driving his car back!
Ravi : Abbaa.. eega hogi Rakshu jothe oLage Romance maaDoNa…!! hehehehee . tholagthu peeDe!
But he sees Watchman running towards Ravi in great Tension!
Ravi: yaako Yaako heeg oDi barthaa idiya?
Watchman: Sir.. Ayyo … Sir… Madam maryaade yella hoythu ..ayyo saaaaaaaar!
Ravi : yeno aaythu manehaaLaaaa! ?

What had happnd!??! What had the doctor told the watchman? Checkout next episodes

Episode 7

Ravi goes out of the room by closing the door.
After sometime,
Rashmi (coming out of the room) : yello idiya.. baa illi. she is out of danger now. She has consumed a large quantity of harmful drugs.
Its a pakka suicide attempt. I will have to call the POLICE. adirli, ninge ivella hege gotthaaythu anta :O ? haan? yen naDithide?
Ravi : akka adella aamele heLtheeni. BUT 1 thing.. never make the mistake of calling the police.
Rashmi: Are you mad? This is a suicide attempt case man.
Ravi: Please akka. Listen to me now. Lets speak to Rakshu when she gets senses. She doesnt know me.  and moreover, avaL maryaade prashne idu.
Rashmi : What do you mean man…?
Ravi : Yes akka.. I was trying to catch a glimpse of her through this window. Aaga heege aagthiddu noDde.

Watchman: yenu … goDe yegari bandya oLage? nan whistle yelli .? Blow maaDbeku….
Ravi : ninnajji.. eega peepi oodi yen maaDtheeya…? neenaadru ee vishyaana aache baay biTre magane, neenu peepi oodu usiru STOP maaDbiDtheeni
Rashmi : Yeey Ravi. MaaDodu manehaaL kelsa.. avanige hedaristheeya neenu. !?
Ravi : ManehaaLa.. ? ivaL jeeva uLiyodikke ivatthu , naane kaaraNa…thiLko. ivaaga ee discussion yella beka? avaLige consciousness banta noDoNa baa.
Rashmi : Hmm okie.

Ravi : Akka.. She is moving.. Please neene hogi naDediddella heLu pls. You are a female and she would not doubt much.

Rashmi : Nangyaav karmaano idu. Thu ninna.. hogli thaDi..(to Rakshu) Rakshu avare… Nan hesru Dr.Rashmi. illi noDi
Rakshu: oo shit. yaar neevu.. what is all this?
Rashmi : your life was in danger. I have given some treatment. You are out of danger for the time being. Iam a doctor.
Rakshu : Oh devare.. I dont want to live. (Brokes out Crying). I really dont want to live. Nanna yaake baduksadri and how the hell did you come in? Watchman……….
Rashmi: Relax.. We could save you because of one of your fans, who is also my brother. His name is Ravi.
Rakshu: Now ivanyaaru eega.. Yaaru neevella.. Get out of here. Watchman!!!!.yaake biTTe ivaranna oLage?
Watchman: Neeve phone maaDranthallaama ivarge , neevu suicide maaDkotheeri , bandu bachaav maaDu anta.
Rakshu : ayyo nin buddige. Oh god. I want to DIE (Starts screaming).

Rashmi consoles her and when Rakshu is a bit consoled, Ravi comes and sits next to her.
Ravi : Ree Rakshu, Iam sorry to say that I used to follow you all the time. I used to come and peep through your window to check what you were doing all the time. Haage ivattu maaDovaaga, I saw you Fainting. So I had to do all this. Iam your fan, and I think Its my duty to do atleast this for you. I dont want a bad name for you, that you died by suicide.
Rakshu: How foolish.. Ivaaga nan life yella haLaaythu. Suicide attempt anta andrunu, its a bad name. Naanu saayodakkintha idu innu horrible shikshe nange !
Ravi : Relax Rakshu. I have made sure, that this matter doesnt go out anywhere. Dont worry. Nim Suicide attempt bagge yaav media-gu gotthaagalla nam kaDe inda. If you have any problem, please tell us.
Rakshu: (again with tears in her eyes) : hmmm Thanks to you.
Ravi: thats ok Rakshu.
Watchman comes running : Madam Madam.. nim doctoru, Dr.Shiva-ge call maaDideeni naanu. innondu swalpa hottige barthaaranthamma..
Ravi : WHAT THE F***K!? Ningyaavonappa heLiddu aa Doctorge call maaDakke? illi nammakka kaNalwa ninge DOCTOR thara? hogli..Yenu reason heLilla thaane?
Watchman: Oh.. Ammoru suicide attempt aaythu anta ande ashTe.
Ravi: ASHTE? ASHTE.. ayyo ninna… Neen goTak aadmele dayaviTTu nin brain-na, Mysore ZOO alli iDakke permission koDu thande. Foreigners yella noDi khushi paDli..
(to Rakshu)Rakshu, tell me is that Doctor safe to know this matter?
Rakshu : I feel not Ravi… Oh god.. nan maana maryaade yella hoythu. Nange iro kashTagaLa madhya idu bere. (crying again )
Ravi : Dont worry.. Wait Wait.. Lo watchman.. I have a plan..
Do what i say.. aaytha.. Dont use your brain please, this time. yenu?
Watchman.: hoon sir aaythu.

Whats the interesting plan ? What problems will they face due to these plans.. Look out Episode 8!

Episode 6

Ravi, As you all know is already kind-of, not happy with what he saw (or rather heard,while he was hiding behind windows) at Rakshu’s house.
With that dis-satisfaction, he leaves to Rakshu’s house on 31st day, thinking she has reached bangalore from london trip as he had not seen her for so long now.
He does all his usual circus(escaping from watchman, dealing with SUNNY dog etc) and reaches Rakshu’s window.
Ravi : Oh waaw. Window open aagide Rakshu Roomdu.. So most probably she has returned to bangalore.
He peeps into the room window..
Ravi: Wow.. Rakshu in Red again.. sssh..haa.. good.. errr.. err .err.. wait.. yenappa adu…. but what shit is she doing!!?
He sees Rakshu eating some powder from a packet in large quantity. She starts screaming also to herself.
Ravi : Oh my goodness.. Yentha Time-alli bandnappa naanu.. idu Guarantee Yama-ganDakaala.. ivaLigunu, nangunu. Idu yaavdo Gaanja, brown sugar etc thoristhaaralla FILMalli ade irbeku. yappa yeshTu thintaa idaaLe.. Naanu Kobbri Sakkare puDinu ishTondu tinnallwallapa. ivaLenu HUMANo.. athava…
Suddenly he sees her fainting down on her bed.
Ravi: Oh Shit. This is serious. eega yen guru maaDodu.. swalpa thale oDsu.. illa andre nin rakshu thale damaaru. ee kiTiki kambi oDedu oLage hoglaa?! Hmm.. aamele police station kambi oDiyakke sketch haako kaala bandbiDatthe.. yenappa maaDodu..
Leeeyyy Rakshuuuu yeddeLe ley.. adeno nungbiTTu biddgonDbiTyalla… ivaL bere makeup haakonDe Visha nungidaaLe.. nange ivaL beauty noDadre thaDiyakke aagthilla modale. (some iderea flashes )hmm heeg maaDoNa……… !got it.

He goes back to the watchman sitting outside, with full tension..

Ravi: Yo aNNa watchman.. Quick.. Nim madam nange eegthaane phone maaDidlu. Iam committing suicide anta. Bega GATE thegiyappa.. Modlu yen maaDkonDlu noDbeku!

Watchman: Ohoo. Nimge nam Madamu Phone maaDi suicide maaDkothaara illi. Neevyarree ree? Hingella tharle maaDadre police karibekaagatthe aamele.
Ravi: Inta time-alli aaTa aaDbeDa guru neenu.. bekaadre illinda, olagaDege ondu phone hoDedu noDu… if everything is ok, She will call me inside.. or else no one will recieve the phone. Okna.. Just trust me and checkout urself.
Watchman: Yellinda bartheeri.. aaythu thaDiri. Phone maaDtheeni.
He calls up using intercom to inside phone. No one picks up.
Watchman: (now in serious mood)Sir nim hesrenu sir..?
Ravi : Ree Ravi anta.. yenaaythu phoneu..
Watchman: sir yaaru yetthitthilla sir. Actually intercom, avara bathroom phonesge kooDa connect aagide.
Ravi : Yo Watchman.. yelli hodru ee avaL Bathroomge yaak topic bandu nange tempt aagatthe anta artha aagalla.. Now wil you please open the Gate. We have to rush in!
Watchman: (bit hesitant) But still opens. and both of them rush in.
Ravi : hey watchmanu.. maneli yaaru ilwa?
Watchman: Madam beLigge bandru manege.. Lakkamma innu vapas bandilla.. haLLige hogaythe.
Ravi: haLLigaadru hogli… dilligaadru hogli.. sumnyaakayya yeLeetheeyaaa. sari, let me go to her room

Watchman : (oh ivanige hegappa gottu ivaL room yella)?
Ravi : Rakshu.. Rakshu..
Rakshu is already fainted.. and is out of consiousness.
Ravi calls up his sister,  Dr.Rashmi
Ravi : Akka. aadashTu bega Rakshu manege baa. She is in trouble. You should come very soon. Dont ask me anymore questions now. Just come.
Rashmi hangs up and rushes to her house.
Ravi : Yo watchmanu.. hogi aache ninthko, nammakka barthaaLe karkonDu baa.
Watchman: Nange thumba bhaya aagthide sir. nimmanna bere illivaregu bhayadalli oLage biTbiTideeni..
Ravi : SIR nodi Sir pls hogi sir. jaasthi mathaaDbeDi saar!
Rashmi comes in , within 10 mins.
She checks her up and says

Rashmi: Shit. She is in danger. her life is in danger. Will you be outside for sometime please and Ravi goes out of the room by closing the door.

Ravi : (hmmm..) fully tensed. sweating.

Check episode 7 !