Episode 9

Ravi : Yeno aaythu..  bega heLu.. jeeva modale tension inda susthaagide.. Neenu tension koTTu anyaayavaagi kole aagbeDa nan kayyalli. fast fast
Watchman: Yella hoythu… Aa Doctor-inda.
Ravi : Nangottu.. Nan maga Doctoru… hogi PRESSge vishya oodidaana?
Watchman: illa sir.. adella maaDilla. But avanu ….
Ravi : Adakkinta innenu maaDakke aagatthe avange?
Watchman: Nange “mental nan maga” hoDeda andiddakke, avan mele police complaint koDoNa.. I will go and inform the police anta hoda.
Ravi: WHAT!!? oh shit.. problem mele problem.. Neenu heLbekittu… No Need anta..
Watchman: HeLde sir. Ivella madam-ge gotthaadre kashTa. Idella beDa.. sumne news yaake anta. Police yella beDa ande. adakke aa doctoru, neenu raktha baro haage hoDeskonDrunu, policege complaint koDalwa anta bayydbiTTu avane policege inform maaDakke hoda!
Ravi: Thuttherikeee.. Naanillle,  Real hero irovaaga.. avanoLLe DUPE Hero thara hogidaana police stationge?!…  iDLY thinkonDu jeevana maaDorella, nandelli iDli? annohaage aagide kaala!
Hmmm ..eegen maaDoduuuu?
(Ravi thinks for a while)
Ravi: haan. heege maaDu.. When the police asks you how he was, Explain exactly how I look to you. Aaytha.. Just tell them that, even though he wore monkey cap,naanu easy-aagi identify maaDtheeni avananna anta. and nanna varNane maaDu Police-ge.
Watchman: Ayyo aamele police nimmanne hiDkonDu hogthaare ashTe
Ravi: alle irodu sir brain-ge kelsaa.. police-ge nan mele doubtu baralla.. yaake andre i will be with you. Naanu, nin friendu anta heLko. I will be with you when you give the complaint. Neenu hege heLbeku policege andre, avanu nan tharaane idaane.. but naanalla anno haage. Policeu infinte Loop-alli ee person huDuki huDuki susthaagi maneli malkothare. sarina?
Watchman: Wah Wah… Nim brainuuu….
Ravi : Brain alla sir.. Kidney.. Kidney…. ! hurudiro goDambi ashTu sharpu ! heLidnalla
Watchman: houdu houdu… tasty goDambi !
Ravi : Thu ninna.. Tasty ante.. aamele baay haakbeDa..! ,, hmm ee time-alli nan friend Kiran Nan jothe irodu oLLedu.
Ravi calls up Kiran on phone. Kiran comes to place in just sometime.
Kiran : Yeno maga.. inta story-ge hero aagidya neenu! gaaDi drive maaDovaagella nanganthu bari ide yochane. Maga, nangyaako bhaya aagide.
Ravi: Ayyo pedd-nan-magane.. ishTella aadmelunu, “YAAKO” bhaya aagide antyalla… ashTu gotthaagalwa yaake anta!
Kiran: Hoon gotthagatthe.. maathige ande ashTe.. haha. Maga ondu request.. Rakshu-na meet maaDsu maga nangunu. eega neenu friend alwa.
Ravi : Modlu CASE solve aagli, aamele bari meet yaake, bere yen bekaadru maaDuvanthe … i mean, avaLu biTre
Kiran : sumne tempt maaDbeDa maga.
Ravi : Yo silent.shhshh.. Police is coming.. Yo watchmanuu.. plan yella jnaapka ide thaane?
Watchman : Hoon sir.. neevu nan friendu eega. correctaa?
Ravi : correct correct.
Police Arrives in jeep with even Dr.Shiva.
Inspector: Neeve yenri watchmanu? Ivarella yaaru ?
Watchman: sir ivaru nan friendsu.. Nange yeTaaythu anta illi noDoke bandidaare ashTe.
Inspector: Maneli yaaridaare?
Watchman: Sadyakke yaarilla sir.
Inspector: Hmm yen naDithu swalpa statement koDtheera?
Watchman explains about how a mental-nan-maga came and attacked him and threatened to tell him that Rakshu is committing suicide to doctor through phone. He also explains how he was to look at. He says all features of Ravi only as suggested by Ravi, properly.
Inspector: Ree nim hesru yenandri
Ravi : Yenu andilla sir innunu. Naan Ravi Sir.
Inspector : Haan.Swalpa Witness signature haakri. Nim friend thaane ivaru.
Ravi : Sure sir.. haaktheeni.. (signs on the document)
Inspector: Aaythu naanu bartheeni. Innu Yenaadru idre police stationge call koDi.
Ravi,Watchman: Thank you inspector.
Inspector, Doctor vacate the scene.

Suddenly a Car is parked in front of the house!
Ravi : Next yaarappa ?banni… Obbabbrannu ondondu thara samadhaana maaDodralli yedeli usire battuhogatthe ansatthe.!
Watchman: Sir ivarella press ansatthe sir!
Ravi : Adu hegayya heLtheeya?
Watchman: Sir illi thumba varsadinda ideeni kelsakke. Yaar pressu..Yaar relativesu anta chennagi gottaagatthe nange.
Ravi : Ayyo ivarella hegappa bandru eega?!?!! PRESS nan makklu bhayankara Dangeru.. ilde irodella keLthaare.
Press person1: Sir naanu Vijaya Karnataka paper-inda barthideeni.
Ravi : oh hello.. yen vishya ? Nanna interview maaDtheera? haha
Press Person1: Illa sir… please namge madam suicide bagge heLi.
Ravi : yo.. avaryaake suicide maaDkobeku?ee watchman-na hedrisi yaaro heLsiddu ivana kayyalli.
Press Person1: Haan.. Ade sir.. Ade.. Adanne swalpa explain maaDi sir, barkotheevi.
Ravi: Haage keLi heLtheeni.. But nim paper-alli hogi RAKSHU SUICIDE ATTEMPT anta headlines haaki oLage nija baribeDi. Nim paper yeno sale aagatthe. Aadre Rakshu nemmadi haLaagatthe. So, Headlinesallunu swalpa nija bariree..
Press Person1: Sir bega yen naDithu anta heLi sir.. Bere Press reporters yella barthidaare.. avarigintha munche naanu cover maaDbeku idanna!
Ravi : Idenu India Pakistan War developmentaa.. IshTondu excited aagi kaaNtheera? Adu bere,.. bere PRESS yella barthidaare andralla! yellaargu gothaagoytha idu!hmm ayyo shivane.. yellru barli.. oTTige vadartheevi yen naDeethu anta. obbarigu rewind maaDi maaDi PLAY maaDodroLage, nan REEL corrupt aagogatthe.

Press person1: Haan? Reela ?

Ravi : alla alla.. haan… haage comedy-ge heLde… nagri swalpa.. HA HA HA..

Press Person1: ok sir. HA HA HA.
Soon lot of press reporters come. Ravi and Watchman explains how  some mental fellow came and hit the watchman and all that story to the press. Finally one of the reporters say,
Press: Sir. Idella neevu kaTTiro kathe. Madam nijavaaglu suicide maaDkonDidaare anta naanu heLtheeni! Neevenu heLtheera?
Ravi : houda? haagadrea avara thithige neevella tappade banbiDi anta heLtheeni! ayyo nimma… thu! madam illi ilve illa.. LONDONalli yaavdo amusement RIDEalli koothkonDu maja maaDthidaare. bekaadre neevu avara producer-ge call maaDi keLkoLi! illi neevella bandu nange hinge keLadre yen heLali.. illi yaav suicideu aagilla, yenu illa. sumne hograppa yella. Naanu manege hogbeku. Nam akkana hathra maneli maanjagaLive nange.
Press: Yenu ? nim akkaana? idara bagge swalpa heLi
Ravi : Ayyo nimma.. thu…! yen sikkadre adara bagge heLi heLi antheeralree. adella nan personal problemu. adannella baradre nim paper direct-aagi BONDA angaDige hogatthe ashTe.
ok naanu hogtheeni eega…
Later the press also disperse.
Ravi comes back)abba.. yella peeDegaLu tholagthu ankotheeni. oo Watchmanu…. neenu ille iru. Naanu oLage hogi, Rakshu-na meet maaDi, Kiran-gu meet maaDsi, horaDtheeni. Next time naanu oLage bartheeni andaaga GATE neene open maaDbeku. No more goDe haaringu! Lo kirana.. baaramma.. thorastheeni ninge Rakshuna..
Watchman: sir ondu doubtu
Ravi : yenadu?
Watchman: Neevu goDe hege haari hodri ? SUNNY ille itthalla.
Ravi : adakku answer nin hatraane irbekalla haha
Watchman: ade nim Kidney idiyalla…adu..
Ravi : correct correct.. huridiro goDambiginta sharpu…

Ravi enters Rakshu’s Room. There is another shock waiting for him!
Rakshu is holding a Pistol in her Hand.
Kiran(shouts):Ayyo matthe suicideu matthe suicideu….  :O

Whats this now!! Dont worry.. episode 10 is comin soon